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How Seinfeld affects your everyday life

Posted on 4/10/16 at 1:29 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 1:29 pm
I can't pass an Arby's and not say to myself "Feels like an Arby's night."
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 1:50 pm to
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How Seinfeld affects your everyday life


A girl I knew in college was constantly assessing whether or not a prospective lover was "sponge-worthy".
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 2:15 pm to
Never realized how irritating a close talker can be.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 2:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18394 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 2:28 pm to
I always bring up the "double dip the chip" line when I see someone doing it in real life. I don't hesitate, I call them out on it thanks to Seinfeld.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 2:58 pm to


This line can be used for almost any situation...
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34567 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 3:22 pm to
Except for people who feel they have to throw out Seinfeld quotes at every opportunity, it doesn't affect me.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29360 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 3:35 pm to
Use that all the time.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 5:03 pm to
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Except for people who feel they have to throw out Seinfeld quotes at every opportunity, it doesn't affect me.
Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2008
5687 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 6:38 pm to
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2008
5687 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 6:40 pm to
I'm more careful with how I interact with my doctor. They really do write that shite down. But otoh irl you an ask to get copies of all your files. That can be eye opening.
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43833 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 8:19 pm to
I stop short a lot
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 8:26 pm to
Anytime we're out to eat and someone orders soup, I say "No soup for you!"
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54473 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 8:28 pm to
That show never gets old
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
35999 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 8:41 pm to
Not directly related to a Seinfeld episode, but years ago there was that bogus George Costanza's 10 Commandments of "Working Hard" that was making the rounds.

I was telling coworkers how to do this years before that list appeared. I worked at an office where there was rarely anything to do. Everyone said that I was "always busy", just because I always had a file in my hand and walked quickly down the hall like I was on my way to do something important. I also never ever walked around with a newspaper or magazine in my hand. That tells everyone that you're headed for a twenty minute dump. Put a magazine in a larger file folder when you're going to the can.

Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
102962 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:10 pm to
its not a lie, if you believe it.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68008 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:18 pm to
I have used a preemptive break up to get "hand."
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:18 pm to
I don't have one specific example but I very often use scenarios on the show as metaphors to illustrate my points. I actually do it often enough to where I now catch myself and stop it because I think I do it too much. I'm acutely aware of how that comes across, regardless of how effective it is. And there really is a parallel for damn near every social scenario, which makes it even harder to avoid.
This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 11:20 pm
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:39 pm to
When I'm eating them at a party: "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117676 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:52 am to
I sent 16 of my own men to the latrine that night.
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