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How crappy is the family that Kevin has to deal with in Home Alone?

Posted on 11/11/23 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 8:03 pm
Watching it now and the opening scene pits everyone against Kevin when it’s clearly not his faulty that Buzz is a POS, yet they all dump on Kevin. Kevin actually makes out pretty well by having a lot of those shite heads removed from his life.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 8:09 pm to
I know this thread will eventually die because you will be directed to the big Home Alone thread, but this makes me think of how much shittier they are in the second movie. Poor Kevin is singing a solo and Buzz is a complete buffoon behind him. Nothing he is doing is funny, yet the whole family gets pissed at Kevin for the ridiculous chain of events that occurs from simply pushing Buzz.
This post was edited on 11/11/23 at 9:30 pm
Posted by pevetohead
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 8:33 pm to
His dad turned out to be a POS dirty cop that was tipping off the mafia. Ended up jumping off a bridge.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:40 pm to
Have you ever had an older brother? His family seems pretty normal to me, besides being rich.

I think they knocked his character out of the park. The youngest child competing for attention and always getting picked on by the older siblings and getting the short end of the stick.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:55 pm to
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know this thread will eventually die because you will be directed to the big Home Alone thread

As he should. It’s been discussed numerous times. But there’s always room to pile onto his shite family.
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Poor Kevin is singing a solo and Buzz is a complete buffoon behind him. Nothing he is doing is funny, yet the whole family gets pissed at Kevin for the ridiculous chain of events that occurs from simply pushing Buzz.

They are exceptionally worse in the second one. The choir scene was atrocious. Kevin did nothing wrong and Buzz was entirely in the wrong. But not only did they side with Buzz basically, but they bought into his bullshite apology when he was clearly full of shite. Hell, Uncle Frank was dying laughing in the audience while Kevin was being very publicly humiliated.

The worst part is when the mom has the nerve to go after the desk clerk at the hotel in NYC and she’s like “because of you my son is lost in New York City.” Um…no, you cunt. Because of YOU your son is lost. For the second year in a fricking row. How dare you accuse anybody of anything at that point.
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Posted by The Eric
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Posted on 11/11/23 at 11:33 pm to
This thread needs to be whacked. We have a home alone thread
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 7:10 am to
I’m pretty sure the story telling is being told fully from Kevin’s point of view.

So the family is probably pretty exaggerated.
Posted by Feral
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 7:43 am to
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I’m pretty sure the story telling is being told fully from Kevin’s point of view.

So the family is probably pretty exaggerated.



This.

If you watch it through the lens of a kid, it makes sense. His uncle calls him a jerk for God's sake.

If my brother called my 9 year old son a jerk he'd get 5 across the eyes.
Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 11:25 am to
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Have you ever had an older brother? His family seems pretty normal to me, besides being rich.

I think they knocked his character out of the park. The youngest child competing for attention and always getting picked on by the older siblings and getting the short end of the stick


Being the youngest of three boys growing up in the sixties?
Spot on.
I think my dad grew tired of beating my older brothers and eased up on me. Which just pissed off my older bros causing them to beat on me more
This post was edited on 11/12/23 at 11:26 am
Posted by sqerty
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 2:23 pm to
What did his dad do for a living?
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 3:31 pm to
Typical upper Midwest affluent trash.
Posted by mattz1122
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 7:44 pm to
Kevin is quite obviously the family scapegoat
Posted by 12
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 8:06 pm to
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What did his dad do for a living?


Lawyer for organized crime.
Posted by Rhio
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 8:36 pm to
I can’t believe they all let Uncle Frank around their kids. The dude looks like he belongs on every watchlist in the country.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 8:38 pm to
Uncle Frank is a dick
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 11/12/23 at 9:10 pm to
Every kid has had that thought that their family would abandon them. Right?

Right?
Posted by Midtiger farm
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Posted on 11/13/23 at 7:50 am to
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What did his dad do for a living?


I don't know but its ridiculous he gets mad at Kevin for spending $900 on room service when he's staying in a $20k a night hotel suite
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 11/13/23 at 10:34 am to
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I don't know but its ridiculous he gets mad at Kevin for spending $900 on room service when he's staying in a $20k a night hotel suite

Especially after...you know...he left Kevin for the second fricking year in a row. He should be thrilled that it seems like Kevin mostly stayed in the room and ordered food instead of walking around NYC alone.


I will say though, this thread is also forgetting how much of a fricking twerp Kevin is in the first movie. He's a total smartass and an a-hole to his family, especially his mom. Now, you can argue that they raised him that way so it's still their fault, and I'd listen to that argument. But he's a fricking dick initially.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 11/13/23 at 10:35 am to
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I don't know but its ridiculous he gets mad at Kevin for spending $900 on room service when he's staying in a $20k a night hotel suite


I say this every year. The fact that his son is alive is worth $900. That is chump change, even back in the 90s.
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 11/13/23 at 10:49 am to
I'd gladly watch a movie of Kevin torturing his shite family like Harry and Marv.
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