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re: Gladiator 2 (now with spoilers)

Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by j1897
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Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:33 pm to


Sounds like garbage as usual.
This post was edited on 11/22/24 at 1:34 pm
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/22/24 at 6:12 pm to
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Sharks
Some kind of chimp dog alien


The baboons and sharks were garbage and were terrible CGI. I don't know why they didn't do crocodiles like they actually did when they flooded the Colosseum.

I feel like they were trying to make the whole movie a grand spectacle and missed on what made the first movie so good.

I will say, I am glad that the fight with Denzel wasnt long and drawn out. You cant make a whole movie about how Lucius is this bad arse and then old man Denzel hold his own for a long time againt him.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29837 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 7:20 pm to
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will say, I am glad that the fight with Denzel wasnt long and drawn out. You cant make a whole movie about how Lucius is this bad arse and then old man Denzel hold his own for a long time againt him.


It didn’t make sense that it lasted more than 5 seconds. His character was somewhat like the darker skinned guy in the first one that was representing Maximus, and that guy was a former gladiator. Denzel was not yet it’s like they wanted us to think that.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:16 pm to
It didn’t make sense that it lasted more than
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5 seconds. His character was somewhat like the darker skinned guy in the first one that was representing Maximus, and that guy was a former gladiator. Denzel was not yet it’s like they wanted us to think that.


Denzel was a former slave and gladiator too. He won his freedom (he even showed Lucille his brand from her father).
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29837 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:52 pm to
I must have missed that. My bad.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14421 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:39 am to
I was optimistic going in and was incredibly disappointed when the credits rolled. I know Scott said this was his Final Cut, but I don’t believe him. I feel like I watched a highlight reel of a movie instead of a full feature.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46856 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 11:22 am to
I haven’t seen a single unqualified thumbs up for this movie anywhere. Is it that much of a turd?

I just finished season 1 of Rome I guess I’ll watch season 2 and pretend this new movie never happened
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63383 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 4:56 pm to
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Denzel was a former slave and gladiator too
IRL, he was neither. He was emperor for one year and then he was beheaded.

The co-emperors were neither twins nor gay. A lot of the historical liberties smack of political motivation.

I'm not hearing good things from anywhere.
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38109 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 5:22 pm to
It’s not good imo
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9405 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 5:36 pm to
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The co-emperors were neither twins nor gay. A lot of the historical liberties smack of political motivation.

Very little about the first or the second films was historically accurate outside of names.


Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
3723 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 6:42 pm to
This review deserves accolades not the movie. It's much more put together. Two thumbs up.

The movie gets three thumbs down. Fail.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37827 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 6:55 pm to
Is it woke af?
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29837 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:48 pm to
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Is it woke af?


No. It’s just a poorly written and acted movie with ridiculous over the top scenes.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69948 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:59 am to
Who is the villain of this movie? The twin emperors are psychotic but incompetent, Pedro Pascal's character killed Lucius's wife but only because she was trying to kill him, and Denzel's character wants to bring down the whole system and come out as the top dog. There is no true antagonist in this movie like there was in Gladiator. You could understand why Commodus did what he did, but the man was clearly a villain. I can't find any villain in Gladiator II. All four of the supposed antagonists aren't really all that villainous.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83264 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:00 pm to
Denzel looks like bad casting in the previews. Like he sounds like some dude from New Jersey
Posted by WestSideTiger
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:40 pm to
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Is it woke af?

It certainly had its moments. Starting at the git-go.



Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:49 pm to
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Like sharks in the coliseum?

Surprised there were not laser beams attached to their heads too.


Yeah, we’re not even sure if Romans knew sharks existed and sharks weren’t widely reported on until Europeans went to the Americas. Nevertheless keeping them alive for them to be in the Coliseum. Sharks are notoriously difficult to be kept alive in captivity and they need a lot of room to swim around or else they suffocate. Who’s diving in there to clean out the tank? And how did they transport the lethal sharks? The aqueducts?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 2:54 pm to
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I don't know why they didn't do crocodiles like they actually did when they flooded the Colosseum.


Yeah that would actually make sense because they’d just take them from the Nile. There is no logical sense on how they could get sharks in there. Them having a gorilla would have made more sense.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73261 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 4:20 pm to
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rhino roast as if it was a whole pig roast.


This was a thing. Giraffe and rhino we're rich people delicacies.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83264 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 5:25 pm to
Are there no sharks in the Mediterranean?
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