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re: Full House- About that Pedophile Singer Tommy Paige

Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:05 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:05 am to
I love how vulgar he always gets when he talks about Jessie and how he's dripping in pussy. This was especially prominent in the early seasons before Rebecca (Donaldson) was a main character. And yeah, I also love how he always refers to Rebecca Donaldson as Rebecca Donaldson. Every time.

Also, early on he had a MAJOR crush on Kimmie Gibbler, but that seems to have faded a bit in the last season or so up to where I am now (season four). I imagine that will come back once she gets older and joins the cast full time.

Also, I don't know if ya'll saw it, but at one point in season three, someone wrote in BLASTING the site, and it was so awesome that he posted it and responded to it. And most seem to think it was Candice Cameron who did it. It's around season three, episode 17-ish.

Found it: Awesome. I even commented on it with a "keep up the good work" vibe.
This post was edited on 8/6/13 at 9:08 am
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Member since Dec 2009
59239 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:16 am to


I love how the person goes on to mention how successful everyone has been, and just leaves of Stephanie who became a meth addict.
Posted by AstroTiger
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Member since Oct 2007
22967 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:16 am to
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It’s kind of amazing how Danny doesn’t think twice about guilt-tripping the other dads into going on a lame fishing trip. Even when Jesse gets a booty-call from Roxanna, a famous rocker chick, Danny forces him to pass it up. To be fair, I guess if I had two worthless assholes living in my house for free, I’d probably feel like they were obligated to appease me from time to time, too.


Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:55 am to
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He crushes all the cast except Rebecca Donaldson
Except for Kimmie Gibler usually and Aaron Bailey.

quote:

What are some of the best ones?

I've laughed hardest at him ripping on Michelle's classmate Derek's appearances. That kid was an obvious gay by the time he was 5.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:00 am to
How can you not like a blog that opens Season 2 with this:

quote:

The family gathers to play ring around the rosie with Michelle, who instead of falling down at the end, sticks her tongue out at everyone. And with that you have a fine introduction to the Season: an impertinent gesture from an ugly baby. That’s right, assholes: Welcome to Season 2.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 4:20 pm to
I read 5 of these until 3 am last night. Among them were when Michelle kills the goldfish, the valentine's day sweater Stephanie steals, and Joey in Vegas.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 4:37 pm to
My kids LOVE this show.........

I fail to find the humor.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77141 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 5:41 pm to
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Stephanie comes downstairs and gets all up Danny’s arse about him letting her meet her favorite rock star, Tommy Page, who will be appearing on Wake Up, San Francisco that day, which also happens to be her 10th birthday. Danny tells her tough shite and sends her off to school


This is great. Will definitely be reading more of these.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77141 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 5:50 pm to
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Once the fight is broken up, Stephanie goes on this long rant about how she and Tommy Page are in love. The dads calmly explain to her that what she’s saying is fricking crazy and her stupid little girl feelings are ridiculous.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:22 pm to
You must watch this 3 minute video in it's entirety!

Jesse's Grandpa Dies
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:27 pm to
Speaking of pedophiles, Danny isn't even blood to these kids. He should not be bathing naked with them.

Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:45 pm to
That's pretty fricked up right there.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
69091 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:50 pm to
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Later, DJ and Stephanie commiserate upstairs about being jerked around by some creepy obscure musician. Seriously, who the frick ever heard of Tommy Page? The music comes on as DJ declares that they’ll be sisters forever and should never let some schlong get between them.


Posted by Mr Gardoki
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Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 4:43 am to
I just looked through some of those
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
7044 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:02 am to


Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59239 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Speaking of pedophiles, Danny isn't even blood to these kids. He should not be bathing naked with them.

He looks pretty excited about it too.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156610 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:13 am to
I forged my way through half of season four yesterday. Good shite.

I always try to pace myself with that blog, because I know that he currently isn't finished all of the episodes, and I know that it will drive me crazy if I catch up and have to wait a week for new reviews.
Posted by Interception
Member since Nov 2008
11089 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:06 am to
Wow


Trivia
Who was the first person to take a naked bath with Olsen twins?
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59239 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 11:28 am to
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DJ and the Uncles maintain their false pretense of innocence for literally seconds until Stephanie comes home and blows the lid off their whole operation. When she says that DJ looks, “so much better,” (referring to her being sick) Danny is perplexed. When DJ claims that this is a reference to her getting her hair done, Stephanie declares, “you got gypped.” The term, “gypped,” is actually a racist term that refers to gypsies as people who steal or make dishonest transactions and is comparable to saying that someone was, “jewed” when they are overcharged for something. You know, when I tune into Full House, I expect wholesome family entertainment, not hateful bigotry. You’d think that a remark like that would lead to a heartwarming talk in order to instill better values, but in this case no one even bats an eye. I guess everyone in the full house hates gypsies.

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