Jaime has become the unrivaled star of the GOT series. Jon Snow has become a sniveling naïve idiot.

Sunday's episode was the best one this season. Before that it was the "Jaime episode".

1) It started out with Jaime on trial for murder and other treachery. He is spoken to and judged by the biggest lowlifes ever to appear on TV telling bold-face lies about him. He quickly shuts their dumbasses down by telling them he would not apologize and to shut the frick up and leave him alone, so they did.

Jon Snow started crying like a bitch and muttered something that no one could understand. Brienne then vouches for him and tells the dumb redhead bitch she wouldn't be alive if not for the greatest man walking the face of the planet. They all agree and make him the general of their armies. He has to make all of the strategies and tell them where everyone should line up and shite like that. Even after the backstabbers put him on trial for his life he still agrees to save their worthless lives against the Whitewalkers.

2) Jaime thought it was cool that Bran came up with a Beetles song title during the trial and goes to find him to see if wants to apologize to Jaime for always staring at him like a weirdo. Bran won't hear of it because he thinks everything was done for a reason and everyone is better off in spite all of his actions to this point. If Bran hadn't have been uncoordinated and slipped and fell off the ledge this scene wouldn't have been necessary.

Jaime is then blown away when the weird twerp that always stares at him tells him he isn't Bran anymore. Jaime is like "Huh, what you takin bout Willis"? Bran tells Jaime that he couldn't save all of their lives if he had spoken up about ruining Jaime's fun-time with his sister when he slipped and fell if the others had wrongly accused Jaime and killed him. Then Bran?? just stares at him some more. Jaime is confused and leaves in a hurry to get away from this strange kid.

3) Jaime then gets the band back together when he approaches Tyrion and they take a stroll around the ghetto - not what Jaime is used to being a high-born. He questions his "little" brother about the blonde bitch to find out if he should make her life by gracing her with himself before they all die. Lil bro reminds Jaime that that the power-hungry bitch has dragons. Jaime's like WTF? I'm going to be a daddy anyway. Lil bro is a little bummed by the fact that he will die at Winterfell of all places if his hero and big bro doesn't save him.

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All this time since the trial, Jon Snow has been rubbing off one of the dragons.
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4) Jaime then goes and finds Brienne who is not very hard to spot in a crowd. He admits that he isn't as good a fighter as he used to be. But he still wants to fight by her side to the end. Basically volunteers to save all of mankind while John Snow gives up like a little bitch and tries to become a marshmallow at a bonfire before the dragon disintegrates after getting a good whiff of him on a deep inhale to fry him.

5) Then the magnificent one calls for a gathering of all of the captains of the defenders. He explains the dragon glass and how they need to kill the knight King but that he knows that and will never expose himself. The little twerp stares at Jaime for a while and says that he will come for him. Jaime says "Cool, I don't like you staring at me, we will put you off away from the main castle by yourself so he can easily find you". Every one agrees and Bran just sits there and stares at them. Once again, Jon Snow started crying like a bitch and muttered something that no one could understand so Jaime adjourns his meeting.

6) Jaime is just chillin by the fireplace knocking a few back with his Lil Bro. They are joined by a motley crew of vagabonds and gypsies that want to be in Jaime's presence on their last night on earth. He has a strange conversation with a drunk and horny ginger who tells him how he was nursed by a giant for 3 months. He then in his magnificence sets a world's first ever record when he knights what some people think is the world's biggest and baddest and unattractive woman. As he tells her to arise as a night of the seven kingdoms the whole room busts out in cheers and applause for him.

7) As the show ends, a horn is heard sounding in the distance. Jaime hurries to the roof walkways and sees the army of the dead standing in formation in the distance - having arrived and ready for battle. He just smiles as the scene fades to black and the Jaime episode comes to and end.

The next episode isn't as nice. As he is forced to mate with the biggest woman alive. WTF writers? There was a chick of normal height and looks that wanted to do the Hound for free. She would have paid Jaime. Hell, he could have clipped a finger nail off his gold hand and had a 20-some with the most beautiful women in Winterfell.