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re: Favorite Big Lebowski quotes
Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:36 am to The Sad Banana
Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:36 am to The Sad Banana
The Dude: frick sympathy! I don't need your frickin' sympathy, man, I need my fricking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:46 am to StarkRebel
Dude: Aww! Jesus--what's that smell, man?
Cop: Uh, yeah. Its ah, probably a vagrant, slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet, and moved on.
Dude: Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--
Cop: Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts. Leads! Wooo...Leads!
And, of course:
Cop: Uh, yeah. Its ah, probably a vagrant, slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet, and moved on.
Dude: Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--
Cop: Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts. Leads! Wooo...Leads!
And, of course:
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:56 pm to Bham4Tide
Nice Marmot
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:56 pm to Bham4Tide
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:03 pm to StarkRebel
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it , believe me. Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish. Those fricking amateurs."
"You're killing your father, Larry!"
"You see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse?!"
""H...hey. This is a private residence man"
"You're killing your father, Larry!"
"You see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse?!"
""H...hey. This is a private residence man"
This post was edited on 1/20/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:03 pm to tiderider
Mark it 8, dude.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:25 pm to Prosecuted Collins
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?! You see what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs?!
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:28 pm to StarkRebel
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:17 pm to constant cough
The Dude: What's in the frickin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the frickin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fricking beer. He's not taking your fricking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my frickin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her frickin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go frick herself.
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the frickin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fricking beer. He's not taking your fricking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my frickin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her frickin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go frick herself.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:23 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
A great little hidden gem of a conversation that often get's overlooked because of the ensuing argument with Smokey:
"First of all dude, you don't have an ex. Second of all this is a fricking show dog, with papers. You can't board it, it get's upset. It's hair falls out. fricking dog has fricking papers. OVER THE LINE!!!"
"First of all dude, you don't have an ex. Second of all this is a fricking show dog, with papers. You can't board it, it get's upset. It's hair falls out. fricking dog has fricking papers. OVER THE LINE!!!"
This post was edited on 1/20/15 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:24 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
"Obviously, you are not a golfer."
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:42 pm to mxs1998
Jackie Treehorn: Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
Jesus: What's this day of rest shite? What's this bullshite? I don't frickin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fricks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fricked you in the arse Saturday. I frick you in the arse next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
Jesus: What's this day of rest shite? What's this bullshite? I don't frickin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fricks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fricked you in the arse Saturday. I frick you in the arse next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:51 pm to musick
"So, racially, he's pretty cool?"
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:02 pm to musick
quote:
Jesus
quote:
What's this day of rest shite? What's this bullshite? I don't frickin' care! It don't matter to Jesus
quote:
I would have fricked you in the arse Saturday. I frick you in the arse next Wednesday instead
Wow, I can't believe I just noticed this hidden gem of a joke.
Jesus ironically condemns judaism and christianity. I wonder if the Coen's name dhim Jesus because of the lines or made the lines because they name dhim Jesus
Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:08 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Yea that's why I posted it. I'm pretty sure he named him Jesus because of the lines. Either way it's brilliant.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:24 pm to StarkRebel
" I'm just going to go find a cash machine "
This post was edited on 1/20/15 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:31 pm to bherm1988
The Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
Cab Driver: frick you man! You don't like my fricking music, get your own fricking cab!
The Dude: I've had a...
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your arse out, man!
The Dude: - had a rough night, and I hate the fricking Eagles
Cab Driver: frick you man! You don't like my fricking music, get your own fricking cab!
The Dude: I've had a...
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your arse out, man!
The Dude: - had a rough night, and I hate the fricking Eagles
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:43 pm to StarkRebel
Man, I've got certain information, alright. Certain things have come to light, and. . . you know, has it ever occurred to you that. . . instead of. . . uh, you know, running around, uh uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shite, you know, i-i-i, this could be a-a-a lot more, uh, uh uh uh uh, complex. I mean, it's not just - it might not be - just simple, uh. You know?
This thread has me rolling. I think The Big Lebowski may be my favorite movie of all time. Every time I watch it, it's just more and more funny. Such a great movie.
This thread has me rolling. I think The Big Lebowski may be my favorite movie of all time. Every time I watch it, it's just more and more funny. Such a great movie.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:44 pm to musick
I - the royal we.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 7:33 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
You didn't think I was rolling out here naked, did ya?
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