re: Favorite Big Lebowski quotes

1. My avi. Props to the OP

2. That's just like your opinion man

3. I'm finishing my coffee

4. fricking fascist

5. You make a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie

6. Dude it's almost the first. "Far out"

7. Other than Passifism?

8. Eight year old dude.

9. This aggression will not stand.

10. He has health problems.

Top 3 comedy of all-time imo, love this thread and people's choices

2 of my favorite scenes of the movie:

LEBOWSKI
Are you employed, sir?
DUDE
Employed?
LEBOWSKI
You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
DUDE
Is this a--what day is this?
LEBOWSKI
But I do work, so if you don't mind--
DUDE
No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this will not stand, man. I mean, if
your wife owes--
LEBOWSKI
Goes on a rant, uses the word "chinaman"
The Dude rises.
DUDE
Ah frick it.
LEBOWSKI
Sure! frick it! That's your answer!
Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything!
The Dude is heading for the door.
LEBOWSKI
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!
As the Dude opens the door.
LEBOWSKI
...My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose-- do you hear me,
Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS--
BRANDT
How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.


It's been posted in part here, but the whole exchange is fricking hilarious:
DUDE
It's your roll--
WALTER
The fricking point is--
DUDE
It's your roll.
VOICE
Are you ready to be fricked, man?
QUINTANA
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna frick you up.
DUDE
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.
QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shite with us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your arse and pull the fricking trigger til it goes "click".
DUDE
Jesus.
QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fricks with the Jesus.

Jesus walks away. Walter nods sadly.
WALTER
Eight-year-olds, Dude.