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Every single episode of Hell’s Kitchen explained in one paragraph

Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:08 pm
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8041 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:08 pm
The scallops are under/over cooked….the lamb is raw…..the risotto is under/over cooked….Chef Ramsey screams at everyone….Chef Ramsey throws food and pans in disgust….inner blue/red team controversies…..the rejected are pissed off and not understood and we’re not given a fair chance.

That is every single episode precisely. Only the dialogue is slightly different.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8041 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:09 pm to
Oh, and Chef Ramsey has a pencil resting on top of his left ear that he never uses.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83711 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:10 pm to
Raj was the best contestant ever put on the show

LINK
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:24 pm to
I will admit here for the first time that I watched an embarrassing amount of Hell’s Kitchen during Covid. Raj was fugging hilarious
Posted by glorymanutdtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
4603 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:41 pm to
If you guys know mitchell and Web, there is a great skit about Gordon Ramsey that cracks me up.

Ramsey
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 8:42 pm
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23393 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:42 pm to
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72320 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:46 pm to
The show gets tiresome once you realize the basic formula:

Hotshot chef towers over an assortment of misfits.

The hot messes get tossed early.

A drama queen/saboteur sticks around to keep the conflict high.

A surprise exit.

The hotshot suddenly falters.

A dark horse/feel-good character suddenly emerges.

The hot shot and dark house duke it out in the finals.
Posted by HarryDoyle
Mississippi
Member since Jul 2022
126 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 9:03 pm to
Oh I became addicted during quarantine once I realized Pluto TV had an entire channel dedicated to Hells Kitchen
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11083 posts
Posted on 8/21/22 at 7:32 am to
And all the contestants smoke so damn much it’s a good bet their sense of smell and taste is terrible.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
13052 posts
Posted on 8/21/22 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Every single episode of Hell’s Kitchen explained

Gordon Ramsay yells at people for burning the fricking scallops.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12295 posts
Posted on 8/21/22 at 10:17 am to
I just have to know.

WHO THE frick COOKS RISOTTO WITH EVERYTHING?

I can't say I have ever had risotto...
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88142 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 5:57 am to
Not sure why those chefs don’t have their scallops, risotto, & beef Wellington games on point prior to entering the show.

You learn how to cook just those 3 dishes and you will sail to the finals
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:10 am to
quote:

Raj was the best contestant ever put on the show


Surely, the guy was a plant or the producers told him to exaggerate himself?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63517 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:55 am to
quote:

I can't say I have ever had risotto...


I find this to be odd.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35351 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 8:09 am to
You know that Kitchen Nightmares could be summed up similarly, right?

Especially the American ones.

I couldn't tell if it was because of what things they were willing to show, or catering to the audience, but one thing that struck me about America's Kitchen Nightmares vs the original British show was that the British one almost always just had things like, "Food is bland" or "Menu is too complex" while the American one was, "Food has spoiled", "Roaches in the pasta sauce", or "Severed foot used to make sausage."
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42337 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 8:16 am to
I don't know which Gordon Ramsey show is more fun to watch, Hell's Kitchen, or Kitchen Nightmares.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 8:21 am to
quote:

I don't know which Gordon Ramsey show is more fun to watch, Hell's Kitchen, or Kitchen Nightmares.



Kitchen Nightmares for me

He made an attempt at a travel cooking show, I don't know if it is still airing. It didn't do it for me.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65638 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Raj was the best contestant ever put on the show


Wow. That was hard to watch. I can't believe he thought he should put himself on that show.
This post was edited on 8/22/22 at 10:00 am
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65638 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 10:00 am to
quote:

And all the contestants smoke so damn much it’s a good bet their sense of smell and taste is terrible.


Were this true, there wouldn't be any decent restaurants in the world. Chefs smoke like chimneys.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11899 posts
Posted on 8/22/22 at 10:09 am to
Because of Hell's Kitchen, I learned how to cook Risotto.
Mine was never undercooked, and I even spiced it according to some well known chef's recipes.
Ho hum. I prefer other rice.
BUT the one thing risotto rice is good for is placement in salt shakers to keep their salt from clogging up due to humidity. The risotto grains are so fat that they don't clog salt shakers like regular rice does.
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