re: Duck Dynasty Season 3. Si was born for television

I admit I hate reality shows and don't watch them, but I bumbled into this show a couple weekends ago when A&E was running several episodes back to back and found myself laughing and enjoying the characters.

I know it's staged but their plots are harmless - and I think they're funny.

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I love it when Thumpers quote from Exodus

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He was actually quoting 1st Corinthians

Stick to the comics :)

That Mountain Man guy was at something in B'ham.World of Wheels or something.They were promoting it with the fact that Mountain Man from Duck Dynasty would be there.Si is great.Jase's deadpan is money.

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Wow you really are pathetic

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ME???


You follow a book that says....

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20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Then you use it to stop Gays from having marriage rights. Use it to call them an abomination.

Yet..

Same book.

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20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

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Banish people for period sex.

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20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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Kill Harry Potter.

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Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

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advocates death for not listening to a priest.

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Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

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Death for hitting your father.

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If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

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Death for cheating.

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They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

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Kill infidels (sound familiar?)

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But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

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Kill women who aren't virgins.

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The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.' (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)

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Kill people for working on the Sabbath.


The reason I rejected that religion is, it is one of misery and death. I read the bible, unlike most Christians.

So I think you who do not know the evil of the book you swear by are pathetic.

Which one played at Tech? Saw some footage of one of the guys making his wife catch passes from the jugs machine at ULM's stadium. He said they got in because he was an alumni. Maybe it was a brother.

DD is much more entertaining than watching people shooting alligators from a boat. Especially when the DD guys aren't at work. The owner coming in catching his brothers, their uncle and an employee goofing off has gotten old. It's a G rated version of the American Chopper.

I think the success of DD (North Louisiana) is the reason they put two guys from Farmerville on the gator killing show. Those guys will be as popular, at home, as some pro athletes. They'll have shorties stacked chest high. It will be like 2 Live Crew in the Bayou!

You know what is pathetic is quoting from the old testament when Christ made a new covenant so go ahead and pick and choose what you want Jesus still loves you.

My bible stops at Revelation 22

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chinese58

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Sorry

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Napoleon

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