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Does King Kong Have a Penis?

Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:34 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:34 am


Discuss
Posted by Audioman213
Member since Dec 2012
933 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:37 am to
Yeah and it’s name is Tommy Lee
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9830 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:45 am to
More like King Dong amirite?
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 11:47 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:46 am to
It's ma'am!
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24544 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:46 am to
I will not oppress Kong by assigning him a gender
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
1886 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:47 am to
He's a grower not a shower
Posted by Shorter Yards
Here and There
Member since Jun 2020
369 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:49 am to
Posted by Mikes My Tiger
Youngsville
Member since Oct 2007
2532 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:51 am to
The original poster for Skull Island

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108256 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:51 am to
Yeah, but here's the thing: humans have our primate relatives beat in dick size. Humans proportionately are hung like a horse in comparison.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36040 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:54 am to
Have fun with the web ads that are about to follow you.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:27 pm to
Speak for yourself...
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6577 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:57 pm to
Has anyone ever told you that you're hung like a gorilla?

If so, it wasn't a compliment
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:59 pm to
What a strange thought on a nice spring Friday
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:07 pm to
I read somewhere that the average gorilla pecker is about 2".....I guess you could scale that up and see what you come up with.
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
206 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:29 pm to
He has the red thing like a dog. He keeps it retracted most of the time in case he needs to square off with Godzilla.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22422 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

I will not oppress Kong by assigning him a gender



That doesnt work in this case. If you were that woke you would realize that the existence of a penis has nothing to do with zim's gender.
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:52 pm to
Ackshually...


Kong is a grower, not a shower.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 2:04 pm to
Speaking of Godzilla, you could ask the same about him
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16248 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 2:17 pm to

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Speaking of Godzilla, you could ask the same about him


In his case size would not matter. He got that radioactive wang.
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