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re: Disney reportedly trying to sell Star Wars

Posted on 2/28/25 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/28/25 at 7:37 pm to
I will cum buckets if George buys it back or Elon buys it
This post was edited on 2/28/25 at 7:38 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 7:38 pm to
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Elon Musk, come on down

Yeah that’s the guy you want in charge of Star Wars

Don’t forget to wipe your chin clean after you’re done sucking his dick btw
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77120 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 7:41 pm to
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Yeah that’s the guy you want in charge of Star Wars Don’t forget to wipe your chin clean after you’re done sucking his dick btw
Yeah, a hell of a lot better than Disney. He wouldn’t put up with all the woke bullshite and the “we win by fighting for what we love! Not what we hate!!” crap
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 7:48 pm to
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He wouldn’t put up with all the woke bullshite

Only simple minded people think “woke” is the problem with Disney movies keep fighting your dumbass culture wars though
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70623 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:20 pm to
Get back in the closet
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31668 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:42 pm to
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Disney reportedly trying to sell Star Wars

Elon?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47086 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 8:51 pm to
Gross?

George is done with SW. That ship has sailed.

Elon probably couldn’t care either way. He’s got bigger issues.

Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77120 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:06 pm to
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Only simple minded people think “woke” is the problem with Disney movies keep fighting your dumbass culture wars though
Ok. The lesbian witches definitely weren’t woke
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
12320 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:37 pm to
Nm
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 9:59 pm to
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lesbian witches

Dont most lesbians in fantasy live in covens of only witches and no dudes? What did yall think they were doing all that time?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 10:29 pm to
Oh damn quality level insult there
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84704 posts
Posted on 2/28/25 at 11:58 pm to
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Only potential buyers with enough money are Apple, Amazon, or Netflix.


Jesus frick
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 12:02 am to
Im still laughing at the redundancy of "lesbian witches"
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84704 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 12:05 am to
I will cum buckets.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
34164 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 5:54 am to
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idk, the park investment seems massive to turn around and sell it and basically there aren’t exactly a lot of movie studios making tons of money.


Agreed. I think this is why none of this would actually happen. It’s one of the better and busier parts of Hollywood Studios. Star Wars ain’t leaving the mouse for a while
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18324 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 6:02 am to
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covens of only witches and no dudes? What did yall think they were doing all that time?



"And then one night when the moon was black, into the swamp came Handsome Jack"
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 7:27 am to
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"And then one night when the moon was black, into the swamp came Handsome Jack"

Its probably like the navy or prison
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68408 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 7:55 am to
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Disney reportedly trying to sell Star Wars


The value for SW has plummeted with Disney flooding the market with bad content.

I don't even know how a buyer would try to recoup their money aside from licensing deals and streaming service subscriptions.
Posted by FirstCityDawg
Member since May 2017
3665 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 8:15 am to
Agree. They put too much investment into the parks.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7494 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:17 am to
If for sale, Elon should buy it and give it to Timothy Zahn.
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