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re: Conan the Barbarian starting on AMC now.

Posted on 3/9/18 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by elprez00
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 1:39 pm to
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Anvil of Crom

What I wake up to every morning. My wife hates it.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 9:03 pm to
Bumping as the masterpie that is Conan is airing now on BBC America. It's the finale, but the "Crom" battlefield speech is coming.

Conan the Destroyer obviously a far cry from the original is next.
This post was edited on 3/26/18 at 9:04 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:34 am to
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And Tolkien weirdos can say what they like. Howard and Lovecraft invented modern fantasy, with Howard pioneering sword and sorcery.


The fact that 90% of ubiquitous modern high fantasy tropes were literally invented by Tolkien and the fact that you supplant him with Lovecraft, who isn’t really regarded as a “modern fantasy” author in the first place, kinda invalidates this opinion.

This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 4:52 am
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 9:11 am to
I remember the blond in the sequel was very fapworthy!!
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22759 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:55 pm to
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I remember the blond in the sequel was very fapworthy!!


Grace Jones?
Posted by USMCTIGER1970
BATON ROUGE
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:25 pm to
LINK

Conan The Symphony by the great Basil Poleduris
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:01 pm to
This thread might as well be permanent... Just saw a promo for Conan on Ovation channel for Monday at 7.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:06 pm to
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?!?!?

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:56 pm to
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90% of ubiquitous modern high fantasy tropes were literally invented by Tolkien
Dude. Literally.

No, I and even he would say that most of his work is derived from northern European folklore, especially that of the vikings. Everyone knows that. The fact that you don't - invalidates your opinion.
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Lovecraft, who isn’t really regarded as a “modern fantasy” author
By who? You and some figs on the internet?
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
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Posted on 4/15/18 at 9:16 pm to
On El Rey right now-started at 9 Central.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/15/18 at 10:21 pm to
It took this thread being raised from the dead for me to finally catch the UHF reference. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 4/15/18 at 10:25 pm to
Thanks. That was bugging me.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 4/15/18 at 10:33 pm to
In glorious widescreen too...

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contemplate this on the tree of woe.... Crucify him


Jones spoke that whole scene as If it were a classical Shakespearean piece or biblical reenactment. What an astounding actor and performnace
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 4/15/18 at 11:09 pm to
UHF is fricking awesome.

Still laugh at Raul's Wild Kingdom.

And Weird Al as Geraldo...LMAO.

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs..."



And Conan KNOWS what is best in life.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:50 am to
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90% of ubiquitous modern high fantasy tropes were literally invented by Tolkien

Dude. Literally.

No, I and even he would say that most of his work is derived from northern European folklore, especially that of the vikings. Everyone knows that. The fact that you don't - invalidates your opinion.


As much linguistically as mythologically, though. I mean, what Tolkien was trying to do was create a native Anglo-British mythology (seeing as he was a professor of Anglo-Saxon, that makes sense.) While he did draw heavily on northern (and some eastern) iterations of myth, a lot of it was only tangentially related. The dwarfs of Nordic and Germanic myth, for instance, bear some resemblance to Tolkien's dwarves, for instance, but they're quite distinct. Ditto hobbits and various fairy folk. Modern fantasy treatment of these things do derive pretty directly from Tolkien and therefore only indirectly from Tolkien's precursors.

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Lovecraft, who isn’t really regarded as a “modern fantasy” author

By who? You and some figs on the internet?


Other than the dream-cycle, and not all of that, Lovecraft's stuff would be more akin to modern 'urban horror/fantasy' with shades of steampunk than classical fantasy, though. He did have that one straight-up science fiction story, at least. If that makes me a 'fig,' so be it. I'll muddle on somehow.
Posted by DannyB
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/16/18 at 6:34 am to
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I remember the blond in the sequel was very fapworthy!


Olivia d'Abo

She was the older sister on The Wonder Years, too.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43335 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 8:59 am to
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Olivia d'Abo


Yup. And she was 14 when Conan the Destroyer was filmed.

Perverts
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 4/24/18 at 6:28 pm to
Just started on Ovation TV... The "lamentation" scene is about to air

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He did not care anymore.... life.... and death...... The same
This post was edited on 4/24/18 at 6:30 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56328 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:33 pm to
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The dwarfs of Nordic and Germanic myth, for instance, bear some resemblance to Tolkien's dwarves, for instance, but they're quite distinct. Ditto hobbits and various fairy folk. Modern fantasy treatment of these things do derive pretty directly from Tolkien and therefore only indirectly from Tolkien's precursors.
So his were slightly altered. Therefore, they are new and distinct? No.

And let's not forget Lovecraft and Howard came years before Tolkien. Their worlds were completely invented. Lovecraft's supernatural mythos and the conceptual framework from which it was presented were completely invented. Both of them, Lovecraft especially, had to constantly assure fans that their creations were fictional, and I have contended for years that David Icke and the weirdos who believe in "reptile aliens" are getting the concept from Howard's original Kull villains.

Tolkien is a better, far more elaborate linear storyteller, but his work is undeniably more derivative than Howard and Lovecraft, the former of which had created a universe of sword and sorcery years before JRR had published.
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:29 pm to
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she was 14 when Conan the Destroyer was filmed. 


And I was 12, so she has always been eternally fapworthy. Crom laughs at your puny allegations.
This post was edited on 4/24/18 at 9:31 pm
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