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re: Commercials that make you want to dropkick a kitten

Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
60877 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:31 pm to
No gas no squeegee and the other one for the same hybrid where the cheap bitch regifts a gas card to her dad
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162190 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:09 pm to
I literally came to bump this thread for the no gas no squeegee guy

1. Where are you at these days to where there's an actual gas station attendant out there to enforce such things?
2. What is this fricking weirdo's obsession with the squeegee anyway? "Squeeegee" Creep. The attendant from 1981 was right in trying to run this guy off
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128149 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:20 pm to
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“Whoa I’m a dancer now”

No you barely moved at all you fat frick.


I hate this commercial and her fat stupid face more than I have ever hated anything.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 3:28 pm to
502 - triple 7 - eleven eleven

Phexxi - "Welcome to My Vagina"

Liberty Mutual

Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:12 pm to
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I hate this commercial and her fat stupid face more than I have ever hated anything.

It is pretty bad
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10656 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:35 pm to
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The Taco Bell one with the nerds/larpers dresses like a ram, and the bell dongs so she leaves,



that’s a SHE?!!!
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8436 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:50 pm to
I honestly don’t know if the second person is male or female. Maybe that’s what they wanted.

The Allstate commercials. No way a grown white male is making these. A car jumping rope with a lady inside sporting a goofy grin? A band following a car? A woman seeing her car turned into a parade float?

The Verizon lady gets on my nerves!
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
60877 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 5:45 pm to
They were playing with the shite out if during football yesterday

Im waiting for an alternative version where the attendant beats him to death with the squeegee
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11790 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:02 pm to
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I hate this commercial and her fat stupid face more than I have ever hated anything.


I hate her too but somebody needs to signal OMLandshark on an Aidy Bryant mention. That dude will post an entire article of hate on that bitch
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2268 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 8:30 am to
Every Old Navy commercial sucks. Every. Single. One.

Locally when I watch the news in the morning, BR General has an ad with a song so horrible, that it makes me angry. "You Gave me Love" I think is the song.
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
5157 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 9:04 am to
The Chrons, UCI commercials with the mixed families disappointed because dad has a stomach issue.

They continually look at him in disdain while he holds his stomach until the end when he surprises them by showing up at the last minute and buys them ice cream or takes them to a baseball game.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162190 posts
Posted on 1/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
Ok here are two…

1. The Buick “that’s so you commercials” a woman gets out of her car with a couple of kids to drop them off at soccer practice, the coach or some random creep walks up and says “you brought all those kids to practice in this SUV? That’s so you!” What in the frick?
2. The bounty commercial where some dude is randomly cruising through a dating app with his horned up grandma, one of them spills, they both just shout noooooo as the Metamucil heads toward her tablet, instead of moving the tablet like any sane person, they rush to use some paper towels to stop it from reaching the tablet , then grandma gets back to finding dudes to frick on her tablet
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
23040 posts
Posted on 1/2/22 at 10:27 pm to
The Direct TV Serena Williams/pop movie commercials.

I've not been a big fan of Serena, and they blend her into 2 of the worst movies (WW84, Matrix Resurrection) that have come out in awhile. If I'm her agent, I'd at least hold out for a hit movie, not something most people are laughing at (and not in a good way).

Of course, there's the chance I'm just not their target audience.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37860 posts
Posted on 1/3/22 at 6:03 pm to
Any one where people are dancing in some fake corny “look at me” way.
Posted by St. Pete Tiger
"Shaqapulco"
Member since Feb 2005
2500 posts
Posted on 1/3/22 at 6:39 pm to
Look, all these commercials are annoying…yet everyone here remembers them and what they are selling (ok, not the meta one…), seems like they are working for brand awareness
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66552 posts
Posted on 1/3/22 at 7:26 pm to
The winner for me in this will always be the GMC Christmas commercial where the guy buys himself the truck and her the SUV. Then she “I LOVE IT” at the truck and takes it from him. And he just lets it happen.

frick that completely with an aids infested dick. His response should have been “Good. I’m glad you love it. You’ll love it riding in the passenger seat.”

Ungrateful cunt
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3687 posts
Posted on 1/3/22 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

The Direct TV Serena Williams/pop movie commercials.
The brunette on the couch in the WW84 commercial is wife material.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 12:26 am to
The broad in the Verizon commercials walks like she has a 12" black dildo stuffed in her arse.

And I don't need a bunch of college football coaches telling me to get vaxxed. Ain't happening Harbs.
Posted by BoogalooCopperpot
In my own head
Member since Jan 2021
458 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 12:58 am to
Peyronie’s disease aka bent dick straightener outer commercials
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6620 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:27 am to
Annie Murphy Vagina commercial
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