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re: **Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis Topic**

Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29168 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm to
Norton was surprisingly decent.

Martha Stewart was hilarious though. She is by far the funniest one so far.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21217 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:17 pm to
Just flipped over to it. Wish I had seen Norton's segment now.

But I'm sure I'll have several hundred opportunities to catch up.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51700 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:19 pm to
Dom is giving it good
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:19 pm to
Don was also the prop comic in Seinfeld
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21217 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:21 pm to
Dom was good.

Why do the guys always kiss each other on these things? Is that a Hollywood thing or a Jewish thing?
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:22 pm to
Wonder if that last bit pissed Bruce off
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51700 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:24 pm to
quote:


Why do the guys always kiss each other on these things? Is that a Hollywood thing or a Jewish thing?
it's really killing me not being able to say bastard after Jew
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21217 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:27 pm to
I don't know how much surgery was involved, but Martha still looks quite frickable.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:34 pm to
Demi nipples
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51700 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:43 pm to
Ross is still good at this
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:50 pm to
Ross crushed it as usual
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21217 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:53 pm to
The Ashton Kutcher line was great.

I was thinking this Nikki bitch looked kinda hot, but google shows her to have many faces.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:03 pm to
As far as chick comedians go, she’s probably a 10 though

was that the first frick they didn’t bleep our?
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10390 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

My question would be what material Willis declared off limits since he has a rep as a douchebag.




One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Respect for the people around him who aren't assholes. Treats staff better than most of the people he's with.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51700 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:29 pm to
Kevin Smith hates his arse from Cop Out
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
3954 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:58 pm to
CC is doing a good job of showing her cleavage.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:15 am to
2 minutes of roasting and 14 minutes of commercials.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69205 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:18 am to
Honestly, Kevin Smith always came off as a douche.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22952 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Honestly, Kevin Smith always came off as a douche.




I'm glad someone else agrees.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21217 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:30 am to
I wonder if Bruce pissed off Kevin Smith by accidentally stepping on his basketball shorts skirt.
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