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Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3736 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:05 pm
250 strands of light. 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72051 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:08 pm to
They’re not twinkling.
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 12:09 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58324 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

They’re not twinkling.


Bend over and I’ll show you.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3460 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:14 pm to
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“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shite he is! Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?”
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72051 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:16 pm to
I wasn’t talking to you.

This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 12:18 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18364 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:17 pm to
So does my washing machine.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7503 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:17 pm to
why is the carpet wet TODD?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30053 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11128 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7834 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:26 pm to
My 3 month old boy is wearing a onesie that says “shitters full”
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12810 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:28 pm to
Little full, lot of sap
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90550 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by sodcutterjones
Member since May 2018
1243 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:31 pm to
Audrey: I don’t want people driving by and seeing me standing in my pajamas .

Art: If they know your dad, they won’t think anything of it.
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2102 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:32 pm to
The gift that keeps on giving year round Clark.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3460 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

why is the carpet wet TODD?

Well I don’t KNOW, Margot!
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54078 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

wasn’t talking to you.


Love that line
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12647 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Bend over and I’ll show you.


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119052 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 1:40 pm to
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