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Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1446 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:10 pm to
I’m not calling it the worst movie ever made, but Jersey Girl may have been my worst movie experience. Never a huge Kevin Smith fan, but as a pot-smoking teenager, clerks, mallrats, dogma were all great fun. Even Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

Jersey Girl was a poorly acted, sentimental piece of garbage. One long music montage. Just awful.

I too got the sex after though. So not a total loss.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43202 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Caddyshack 2 is a good movie.


Lots of problems in making a sequel to Caddyshack. That level of mayhem & madness that went with the filming put Sarah (Maggie) Holcomb into the looney bin.

quote:

It's better than the first one in many respects


No idea what those respects are, but no one can cite a single line from C2.

The list of those who didn't return is crazy...

No Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe, Henry Wilcox, Cindy Morgan, Brian Doyle Murray, Sarah Holcomb, ...
This post was edited on 6/2/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6810 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:19 pm to
I quit after 30 minutes. The dialogue, explosions, unnecessary dramatic music did me in.

I don’t understand how Neil McDonough of BoB would tarnish his name with this one. One of the Nazis looked like one of the Nazis from Inglorious Bastards.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43202 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:36 pm to

Rebel Moon comes first to mind. Utter garbage, start to finish.
Posted by pevetohead
lurking behind sonic
Member since Apr 2017
3532 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:53 pm to
Champagne and Bullets. Never heard of it? Look up the trailer and I guarantee your curiosity will get the better of you. Truly a spectacular turd in the best way possible
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9252 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:58 pm to
If you look at "Tubi", there are some movies that are beyond bad.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140711 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:04 pm to
Worse than Waterworld?
Posted by AFtigerFan
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2008
3674 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:05 pm to
I can't recall anything worse than the new Roadhouse movie. Utter garbage.
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9252 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:06 pm to
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Worse than Waterworld?


Ever seen "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" or" Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:13 pm to
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Moonfall was terrible, basically a really bad Lexus commercial


Did it have Albert Ganz narrate?
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19476 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:27 pm to
TLJ
Posted by haikarate
Member since May 2011
1638 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31349 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Dianne Keaton

Is a loon. Ever seen The Family Stone? Marketed as a fun Christmas comedy where a son brings his GF home to meet the family during the holidays to get his grandmas engagement ring to propose. Instead we got an awkward woke fest where the mom is upset that all her kids weren’t gay and they treated the girlfriend like dogshit the entire movie. I mean I actually felt bad for Sara Jessica Parker, and that’s hard to do.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154569 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 5:18 pm to
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
1) This was a semi-amateur production shot on a tiny budget

2) It contains the classic moment when the non-Tomato guy reveals himself by... Asking for the ketchup
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5039 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

2nd worst date movie was "When a man loves a woman". Got fooled by the title not knowing what the movie was actually about. Too depressed for sex after that movie.


When a man loves a woman may be the worst for me. I used to love Meg Ryan and Andy Garcia in the era too. Took a date to that crap, dropped her off afterwards and never looked back.
Posted by LSURules2008
Member since Apr 2024
27 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 5:46 pm to
Everything everywhere all at once
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52104 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 6:11 pm to
Jack and Jill
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Ever seen The Family Stone? Marketed as a fun Christmas comedy where a son brings his GF home to meet the family during the holidays to get his grandmas engagement ring to propose. Instead we got an awkward woke fest where the mom is upset that all her kids weren’t gay and they treated the girlfriend like dogshit the entire movie. I mean I actually felt bad for Sara Jessica Parker, and that’s hard to do.


That is the worst Christmas movie. Just trash. Everyone in that movie is a fricking a-hole and they play it as if they’re decent. Woke before Woke was even a thing.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19612 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

I would have to think about worst movie for a bit but worst date movie was "The gods must be Crazy".
friend of mine once took a date to see Looking For Mr Goodbar

he ended up admitting he was gay not long after


for my money though, the worst film i ever saw in a theater was this

Posted by kaaj24
Dallas
Member since Jan 2010
881 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 6:47 pm to
Cabin Boy
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