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Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2562 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:02 pm to
Moonfall was terrible, basically a really bad Lexus commercial
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
Member since Nov 2021
5231 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:11 pm to
Caddyshack 2 is far from the worst film ever
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9550 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:12 pm to
A Christmas Story 2 (not A Christmas Story Christmas) was pretty brutal.

My daughter decided to watch all of the Little Mermaid sequels a few years ago when we first got Disney+, and some of those power pretty bad, but they were direct to video, so that may not count.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:12 pm to
The first date with my now-wife, we saw Ricki and the Flash.

Meryl Streep plays an aging, wannabe rock star.

What do I win?
Posted by luvdoc
"Please Ignore Our Yelp Reviews"
Member since May 2005
1101 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:32 pm to
Transylvania 6-5000

Only movie I've ever walked out of, and I was an easy to please high schooler

ETA: I expected my post to be ignored for lack of personal knowledge of this horrible film starting Ed Begly Jr and Jeff goldbloom.

I am not sure if my now 5 downvoters actually enjoyed this film, and probably need a neuropsych eval, or merely think it was not bad enough to make this list, which is almost as bad. . .
This post was edited on 6/5/24 at 8:23 am
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
3024 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Remember the Titans


What the frick?!
Posted by GalacticaCannon
Member since Aug 2022
4842 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:46 pm to
Transporter 3. I’ve never been that furiously mad for spending money on a movie in my life. Absolute dog shite with one of the most annoying “hot girl” female leads of all time.
Posted by GalacticaCannon
Member since Aug 2022
4842 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Remember the Titans
Dune 2
Any super hero movie, other than the two Tim Burton Batman movies
The Blindside
The Fast and the Furious franchise
Anything where someone gets trapped/forgotten on a radio tower, or diving cage, or out on the ocean
Anything where Diane Keaton is anything other than Michael Corleone's wife


And then there’s this dumbass.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10756 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

How was the sex?


As good as it gets for us.... so, a 6 out of 10 honestly. It got the job done.

Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9419 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:09 pm to
I would have to think about worst movie for a bit but worst date movie was "The gods must be Crazy".

2nd worst date movie was "When a man loves a woman". Got fooled by the title not knowing what the movie was actually about. Too depressed for sex after that movie.
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1446 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:19 pm to
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I walked out of Freddie Got Fingered when I was 19


You’re out of your mind. Freddy Got Fingered is a legit masterpiece.

It isn’t on my top 10 or anything, but if you watch it with the understanding that Tom Green is literally mocking the very people that gave him his fame and money for ever thinking he would conform…

You gotta appreciate the balls, er ball, on that man.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

You’re out of your mind. Freddy Got Fingered is a legit masterpiece. It isn’t on my top 10 or anything, but if you watch it with the understanding that Tom Green is literally mocking the very people that gave him his fame and money for ever thinking he would conform… You gotta appreciate the balls, er ball, on that man.


I’ll give it another watch. I’m sure my perspective the second time will be different.
Posted by OhioLSUfan
Columbus, OH
Member since Oct 2007
1932 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:23 pm to
Jaws 4
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1446 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:25 pm to
It might help that I watched it about a year ago with my 15 year old son. Not sure I’ve ever heard him laugh so hard.

And I’ve been saying “daddy would you like some sausage?” for over 20 years.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:29 pm to
I got the Jaws VHS box set for Christmas 91, when I was 9. I watched Jaws: the Revenge so many times because I wanted to live in the Bahamas and scuba dive. To a young kid that movie was kick arse.

Michael Caine had a sweet quote about it:

quote:

My name is Michael Caine. [on Jaws: The Revenge (1987)] I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific. I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10756 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

But the more important question: What did your wife think of the movie?


Thankfully we didn't discuss it after. I would have been hard pressed not to go off on a rant about how bad it was.

But she laughed a few times during the movie and when we walked out she was smiling and holding my hand. In my mind that's all I cared about. It was worth the suffering.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6810 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:49 pm to
Company of Heroes on Netflix is the lowest budget WW2 film I’ve ever started. It’s terrible!
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24740 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:52 pm to
The movie Butter starring Jennifer garner is the worst movie I’ve seen. That’s based on the standard of they were trying to make a good movie and A List actors actually tried their hardest in it. Filmed in Shreveport, horrible movie. Has Hugh jackman, Jennifer garner, Rob cordry, Phil dunfee actor (Ty whatever), I think it grossed less than $200k if I recall correctly.

Wiki

Yep, nearly $11M budget and grossed $175k.
This post was edited on 6/2/24 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22756 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:57 pm to
My nomination

Posted by JackDempsey
Lake Charles
Member since May 2023
677 posts
Posted on 6/2/24 at 1:59 pm to
It was bad and I enjoyed it, lol. Tom Sizemore and the hot chick that dropped her clothes.
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