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Best jokes about Boomhauer's intelligibility
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:27 am
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:27 am
I saw an episode the other day that I had never seen before; Brad Pitt played Boomhauer's brother Patch (and he was absurdly good at doing the voice, to the point that I couldn't even tell it was Pitt.) Anyway, Patch and Boomhauer got into a fistfight that spilled out into the street. They were yelling at each other too. Hank had to break it up. As he pulled Boomhauer away in a full nelson, he said "Dang it, guys. Break it up. You're going to have to calm down...I can't understand a word of what either of you are saying".
That was almost as good as when Dale was up in the clocktower and the SWAT team was trying to talk him down. They ended up letting Boomhauer have a turn with the megaphone, and of course you couldn't understand a word he said. Dale's response after laughing ironically: "Boomhauer, if anyone was ever reading from a script, that was it".
That was almost as good as when Dale was up in the clocktower and the SWAT team was trying to talk him down. They ended up letting Boomhauer have a turn with the megaphone, and of course you couldn't understand a word he said. Dale's response after laughing ironically: "Boomhauer, if anyone was ever reading from a script, that was it".
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Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:32 am to Tiger JJ
There was also one where he gave some advice to Bobby, which prompted Bobby to say: I can see why my dad's always quoting you, Mr. Boomhauer.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:49 am to Tiger JJ
The one that always sticks in my mind is from the Snipe Hunting episode where Bobby "kills" the whooping crane. The Ranger comes over to ask if they've seen anything and Boomhauer goes on a rant that ends with "right over in that cooler man".
The Ranger stands there stunned for a moment then says "Ok well if anybody sees anything let me know".
The Ranger stands there stunned for a moment then says "Ok well if anybody sees anything let me know".
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:53 am to TxTiger25
I think there's one where he talks to Bob Dylan.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:54 am to Tiger JJ
The Brad Pitt episode is one of my all time favs for KOH. 
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:06 pm to tylercsbn9
Boomhauer: (on phone)
"manthedangolemegalomartmanblewedupman"
Voice on phone:
"Sir, you're going to have to slow down."
Boomhauer:
"man... dang ole megalo mart man... kaboom man."
"manthedangolemegalomartmanblewedupman"
Voice on phone:
"Sir, you're going to have to slow down."
Boomhauer:
"man... dang ole megalo mart man... kaboom man."
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:06 pm to tylercsbn9
I like the Halloween episode where Boomhauer dressus up like a ghost and comes over to Hanks house and says "Dang ole Boo man." Needless to say, Hank knew who it was.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:11 pm to Tiger JJ
I think that it was talked about recently, but the episode where Bobby, Connie, and Joseph are down in the cave. Boomhauer talks and Hanks replies with "dang echo - I can't understand a word you're saying Boomhauer".
Off topic a bit, but an episode that doesn't get enough play is the Matthew McConaughey episode. I think his characters last name is Thibodeaux, but he pronounces it with the X (Thi-ba-day-ux). He sells pagers/cell phones or something like that. He talks Luanne into having a party at Boomhauer's while she's house sitting for him. Hank drags Bobby out of the hot tub in his underwear. This is probably in the 3rd season.
Off topic a bit, but an episode that doesn't get enough play is the Matthew McConaughey episode. I think his characters last name is Thibodeaux, but he pronounces it with the X (Thi-ba-day-ux). He sells pagers/cell phones or something like that. He talks Luanne into having a party at Boomhauer's while she's house sitting for him. Hank drags Bobby out of the hot tub in his underwear.
This is probably in the 3rd season.This post was edited on 3/11/09 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:21 pm to TigerScratch
The episode where they are volunteer firemen and accidently burn down the firehouse. The chief is asking them to retell the events in their own stories. In Boomhauer's flashback sequence everyone talks just like him. One of my favorites.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:51 pm to Tiger JJ
Not to hijack, but my favorite quote from King of the Hill is the episode when Hank takes Bobby fishing and hippies have taken over the campground. To get rid of the hippies, they decide it's a good idea to think like a hippie, which leads Bobby to say,
"I'm a hippie. I'm naked because I smoked all my clothes."
"I'm a hippie. I'm naked because I smoked all my clothes."
Posted on 3/11/09 at 12:55 pm to Lexo
quote:
Boomhauer: (on phone)
"manthedangolemegalomartmanblewedupman"
Voice on phone:
"Sir, you're going to have to slow down."
Boomhauer:
"man... dang ole megalo mart man... kaboom man."
Posted on 3/11/09 at 1:03 pm to Hooligan33
quote:
Dang ole Boo man
good stuffPosted on 3/11/09 at 4:20 pm to TigerScratch
quote:
I think that it was talked about recently, but the episode where Bobby, Connie, and Joseph are down in the cave. Boomhauer talks and Hanks replays with "dang echo - I can't understand a word you're saying Boomhauer".
Nice one.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 4:44 pm to Tiger JJ
I love the firehouse episode
Posted on 3/11/09 at 4:48 pm to TigerScratch
quote:
, Connie, and Joseph are down in the cave. Boomhauer talks and Hanks replays with "dang echo - I can't understand a word you're saying Boomhauer"
my favorite
Posted on 3/11/09 at 7:21 pm to BilJ
Mike Judge? got the idea for his voice after an irate fan called Mtv and left messages about the time slot change on Beavis and Butthead. The guy was from Alabama. True story.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 8:23 pm to TideHater
I love the episode when he falls asleep on an innertube while floatin down a creek. Wakes up in another town and is sunburned wearing only his striped speedos. Of course no one understands him so they admit him into a mental ward
Posted on 3/11/09 at 8:41 pm to BCLA
Don't bogart all that bait.
Hank, man, dang ol fishin' magician.
Hank, man, dang ol fishin' magician.
Posted on 3/11/09 at 11:25 pm to Tiger JJ
quote:
Brad Pitt played Boomhauer's brother Patch
No shite, I never knew that was Pitt. Crazy!!!
PS: Awesome show!
Posted on 3/12/09 at 1:37 am to Tiger JJ
quote:
I saw an episode the other day that I had never seen before; Brad Pitt played Boomhauer's brother Patch (and he was absurdly good at doing the voice, to the point that I couldn't even tell it was Pitt.) Anyway, Patch and Boomhauer got into a fistfight that spilled out into the street. They were yelling at each other too. Hank had to break it up. As he pulled Boomhauer away in a full nelson, he said "Dang it, guys. Break it up. You're going to have to calm down...I can't understand a word of what either of you are saying".
Do you remember the name of this episode?
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