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re: Best all time "shitty" action movies?

Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:08 pm to
They Live is a lot of fun.

First movie I thought of was...

Posted by brmark70816
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:26 pm to
Great movie..

I'll go with..
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:46 pm to

so you're not including scifi movies?


well one of my favorite all time bad horror/fantasy movies:

Shock Waves

with Peter Cushing as a Nazi, John Carradine the crotchety ship captain, and a comely young Brook Adams..

ship wrecks, deserted islands, nazi-zombies..

this one has it all.

Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:54 pm to
Con Air
Face Off
Broken Arrow
Tango & Cash
Conan the Barbarian
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:55 pm to
And the GOAT....













The Beastmaster
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 7:58 pm to
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 7:59 pm
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Red Dawn


Not a crappy movie at all. I spent my teenage years waiting for the Russians to invade so I could run off to the woods.

WOLVERINES!!!
Posted by REG861
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:28 pm to
Maximum Overdrive

Posted by Sam Waterston
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:32 pm to
If you've never seen "breaker, breaker", you're in for a treat!
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:41 pm to
This one had GOAT potential


Highlander
Exit Wounds
Posted by RBWilliams8
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:55 pm to
Double team with van dam and Rodman
Posted by RBWilliams8
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 8:56 pm to
I recently found out this was a shitty movie. I thought it was great as a kid
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:03 pm to
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Highlander


Excellent call
Posted by Dunk47
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:03 pm to
Any and all Steven Seagal movies.

And Action Jackson
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:06 pm to
Last Action Hero
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:22 pm to
Action Jackson
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:25 pm to
I'll go a bit more obscure and add the entire movie career of Cynthia Rothrock. Gloriously bad movies one and all.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:26 pm to
I'll see your Cynthia Rothrock and raise you Michael Dudikoff.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:31 pm to
frick yea, Lou Diamond Phillips is a beast in The Big Hit


and Hugo knows whats up with Tango and Cash. IMO its Pretty much the ultimate cheesy 80s buddy action flick.

Sly as the uptight investment king just looking for some action. Kurt Russell is just a blue collar getting the job done. A frame job to get the top cops out of the way. Jail fights. Jail breaks. An autistic scientists sidekick. Cross dressing KR that inexplicably fools people into thinking he is a woman. There an almost stripper sister that falls for the hated cop rival. A fake out sex scene that is straight out of Austin Powers. The angry chief of police that really wants the best for his men. A grenade in the pants. Monster trucks w/machine guns battling in a construction site rigged with tons of TNT. A evil Curly pissed he lost his gold screaming at a giant wall of security TVs. A hall of mirrors showdown w/boss bad guy. The bad guy lair explodes as they run and dive to safety. Best of all, a freeze frame high five that turns into a front page newspaper story about our heroes victory.



This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 9:46 pm
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

I'll see your Cynthia Rothrock and raise you Michael Dudikoff.


Ah well, the thread is pretty much over now. Dudikoff was the patron saint of bad action movies.
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