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An all-female ‘EXPENDABLES’ spin-off is in the works titled ‘EXPENDABELLES’

Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:44 am
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:44 am
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:47 am to
If we are doing a true-80s callback then there will need to be at least three shower scenes.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:50 am to
Leslie Jones and Rhonda Rousey are going to crush it
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:00 am to
Maybe they get wrecked during the first act, spend the second act rounding up the original team (we all know Stallone likes for his characters to get pulled out of retirement), and then the third act is just another expendables movie.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:06 am to
Unbelievable
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:08 am to
I hope the audience this is designed for, shows up.

All I'll say
Posted by Proximo
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:20 am to
will they ever learn?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:22 am to
Posted by jcole4lsu
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:29 am to
Great name for the movie. I'm sure it will be the only great thing about the movie though.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:31 am to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:34 am to
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Great name for the movie. I'm sure it will be the only great thing about the movie though.


Expendabimbos would be good
Posted by Kinderman
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:36 am to
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shower scenes

quote:

Leslie Jones

Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:39 am to
Can’t wait to not watch this
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:42 am to
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‘EXPENDABELLES’


I'd be much more open to seeing someone try and do a genre mashup with Pitch Perfect and call it this than whatever they are inevitably going to make this movie be.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10054 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:46 am to
How do these idiots keep burning money
Posted by TigerBlitz03
New Iberia
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:51 am to
Calling WWE personnel...
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:00 am to
This is The Onion, right?
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:01 am to
Can they get some legendary women action stars in it? If it has Sigourney and Linda Hamilton, that would get my attention. Maybe Michelle Rodriguez or Charleze too.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:06 am to
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This is The Onion, right?


+1 I am completely blown away by this.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84732 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:06 am to
If it’s campy and self aware then it could be fun. If it’s serious then nah
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