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Yankees (Warren) @ Rangers (Eovaldi) 7:05; Daddy’s home, THE JUDGE has been activated!
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:06 pm
The New York Yankees called in the Avengers at the trade deadline, but the Avengers have been floundering. However, even the real Avengers would flounder without Captain America. But fear not! It’s finally morning in America: THE JUDGE is BACK!!! In a division still up for grabs, The Punisher returns in time to do what he does best: crank some massive DONGS! Punishment will be given and monster dongs will be jacked in every direction as THE JUDGE embarks once again on his LEGENDARY (shoutout to Shady Sanders) Triple Crown chase! He faces a tough task as the honorable team from Texas turns to Nasty Nate, but no one is safe from Punishment, and the Dong Parade begins anew!
Will Warren looks to Lion Up another dub for the Yankees, and THE JUDGE should have his back, cranking all night long with his bionic elbow (not illegal). HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!
It feels like opening day all over again! First pitch at 7:05!
Will Warren looks to Lion Up another dub for the Yankees, and THE JUDGE should have his back, cranking all night long with his bionic elbow (not illegal). HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!
It feels like opening day all over again! First pitch at 7:05!
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:23 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Let’s go! I was there last night for the let down hopefully the Yanks bounce back tonight and go on a run.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:29 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
OMG here we go again
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:30 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
So when Judge isn’t playing you don’t post? The last week & half has been so relaxing.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:36 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Gonna be DONG City in the Metroplex tonight. The Fish were lucky that they did not have to deal with the Punisher. But poor Texas, then Houston (this is gonna be fun!). DONG expected at 7:12 local time.

Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:45 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Yankees going for their 5th loss in a row
Judge is now 4th in HRs & 5th in RBIs
Jerry in teh mud
Judge is now 4th in HRs & 5th in RBIs
Jerry in teh mud
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:54 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Holy shite you didn't post at all during Judges IL stint. 
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:08 pm to Lsuhoohoo
And now he is gonna double up on his foolishness..
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:26 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Holy shite you didn't post at all during Judges IL stint
I am pretty sure it was a10 day ban. Which wildly happened to line up with Judge being hurt.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:35 pm to littleavery1948
Judge won’t do shite. He’s not coming back the same player he was.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:42 pm to JimTiger72
Boone is getting canned at the end of the year. Yankees are trash and have zero pitching. Lineup is terrible too.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:00 pm to Radio One
Being a hater is not a good look. THE JUDGE will continue to be Great while losers who pray on his downfall continue to wallow in their sad lives. ALL RISE!!!
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:02 pm to onepiecemayne
The battle of the Boone brothers.
Aaron is getting desperate to hang onto his job, and his revamped bullpen is a mess.
Meanwhile, the Rangers are desperately hoping Bret Boone can revive their bats. He’s made some progress lately. If he succeeds through the rest of season, then Rangers make the playoffs, probably at the expense of the Yankees.
Aaron is getting desperate to hang onto his job, and his revamped bullpen is a mess.
Meanwhile, the Rangers are desperately hoping Bret Boone can revive their bats. He’s made some progress lately. If he succeeds through the rest of season, then Rangers make the playoffs, probably at the expense of the Yankees.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:10 pm to Ghost of Colby
I’m a closet Rangers fan. Always loved going to the old Ballpark. I haven’t been to the new one yet, but I’ve been to Texas Live and it was a great time. I like seeing the Rangers succeed and I hope they make the postseason, just not at the expense of the Yankees!
THE JUDGE batting third and DHing, Dominguez in the 7 hole.
THE JUDGE batting third and DHing, Dominguez in the 7 hole.
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:22 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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Will Warren looks to Lion Up another dub for the Yankees, and THE JUDGE should have his back, cranking all night long with his bionic elbow (not illegal). HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!
He ain't gonna have sex with you. Might as well quit simping.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:05 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Play ball!
THE JUDGE down on strikes, just getting warmed up. The Bionic Elbow will not be denied!
THE JUDGE down on strikes, just getting warmed up. The Bionic Elbow will not be denied!
This post was edited on 8/5/25 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:26 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Judge rubbed some vagisil on his elbow?
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:28 pm to TheOcean
Judge about to go 0-4 with 2 K's and a walk
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:45 pm to GeauxPanthers2
Judge looking weak AF, where is Jerry?
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