Why are MLB pitchers so filthy looking?

I was just saying the same thing to my wife’s boyfriend.

Playoff superstitions.

They aren't middle class worker bees

I came here thinking it was a joke thread

I am sure most of us don't really get to checking out the guys to notice things like that.

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You’re 50+

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So wait, your answer is that being dirty and filthy is too cool for school? Bic razors, the homeless looking antidote.

When did Millenials decide that the Civil War look was hip? 10 years ago?

Its been played out man. Are mutton chops and wigs for guys coming back into style next?

Starting pitchers in a few years:

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A sigma male doesn’t care of the thoughts of sheep. They go to work, they dominate, they pound pussy and slam beer.

Rinse and repeat.

No time for haircuts because the rest of their spare time is spent grooming

Dude, they're on the National stage on TV.

Tony Romo got shite for wearing his ball cap backwards.

These guys look like drifters.

Not millionaires...you have the money. Clean you're arse up. This isn't Barnum and Baileys and you're not a carney. Show an example to kids Pro athletes. Its a Pro game. Its MLB. Look professional just like every other profession is required to look professional for the public. What defendant wants to walk through the door and see some Charles Manson looking kook nasty trashy regular on "Cops as his lawyer.

Mookie Betts is like halfway to being a billionaire and has his face plastered all over national media and chooses to go with the “let’s glue 13 individual pieces of lent to various places of my face” look.