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re: What are some pick up basketball rules you think are dumb?

Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33216 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:13 pm to
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You should only call fouls on yourself. Callin them on others is douchey.

Playing at the rec and my buddy crossed a dude up, took him off a ball screen and hit a game winning 3. The dude called a moving screen on the screener. Everyone was just kind of like, Um, Wut?
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
3264 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:18 pm to
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Playing at the rec and my buddy crossed a dude up, took him off a ball screen and hit a game winning 3. The dude called a moving screen on the screener. Everyone was just kind of like, Um, Wut?


Please tell me everyone on your team and his team just laughed that clown off the court.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26233 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:23 pm to
I've literally heard someone accuse me of three seconds.

And I've seen guys try and take charges like it'll get called in their favor
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16638 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:25 pm to
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And I've seen guys try and take charges like it'll get called in their favor




GTFO with that. Ridiculous. That never works in pick up.
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
3264 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:27 pm to
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I've literally heard someone accuse me of three seconds.


That's the kind of shite old men pull in pick up games.
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26747 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:35 pm to
I hate when people try to call a technical on me for hanging on the rim after a dunk. It is absurd.
Posted by Clemens
Member since Feb 2008
1233 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:36 pm to
I was just going to say the old man general who tries to run shite. frick that clown.
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
3264 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:48 pm to
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I was just going to say the old man general who tries to run shite. frick that clown.



Always tells me how to box out and rebound and he can't even jump.
Posted by Clemens
Member since Feb 2008
1233 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:50 pm to
Well played.
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17722 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:53 pm to
It's dumb that you don't have to take it back on an air ball. It's still a change of possession. (Half court game).
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
478596 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:55 pm to
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WTF is snowbirding/cocomo'ing?

when a guy sprints down the court when the ball is in the air so the rebounder/inbounder can just chunk it downcourt

the poster cocomo used to piss people off at the OT pickup bball games by doing it
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
478596 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:55 pm to
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it never ends until everyone is screaming at each other and almost having a physical confrontation

aka, karma'ing
Posted by reb13
Member since May 2010
10905 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:57 pm to
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I was just going to say the old man general who tries to run shite. frick that clown.


They always try to play pg but can barely move but refuse to let anyone else bring it up.
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26747 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:57 pm to
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when a guy sprints down the court when the ball is in the air so the rebounder/inbounder can just chunk it downcourt

the poster cocomo used to piss people off at the OT pickup bball games by doing it


I will do this if the game is a bunch of 6-foot tall white dudes who can shoot and dribble a little bit, but that's it.

If it's a game with people that are really good and can school my arse, then I just try to play within the flow of the game.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
478596 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 9:58 pm to
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I don't get mad, just don't be surprised when I run full speed down the court and knock you on your arse..

psh

i used to do it when i was guarding a shooter and if he'd get free off a screen and i'd be a step late i'd run/jump to try and affect the shot then haul arse down court while he landed and watched to see if it went in
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:05 pm to
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IDK how people get mad at cherrypicking. just guard your man and you don't have that problem


Snowboarding is chickenshat.

It's what old men and lazy shats do.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:22 pm to
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Id rather play with 4-5 guys that want to run the court and actually play basketball



This.
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:32 pm to
I hate people who call petty fouls. If you call 2-3, then I'll make sure to foul you for real next time
Posted by lsulefty5
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
904 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:35 pm to
2 things I hate. 1) getting mugged time after time after you burn your defender bc all you do is check the ball up top.
2) even though I'd never call 3 secs it does get old when you're guarding post for 20secs with the dude just camped out in the lane.
Posted by CourseyCorridor
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since May 2012
1996 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:37 pm to
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The one I think is the most dumb is if you call a foul and the shot goes in, the shot doesn't coun


Where is this the norm? I've never played a pick-up game where calling a foul as you shoot results in no shot. But then again, I'm an old fart who stopped playing pick-up ball a couple of years ago. Can't find decent runs in Baton Rouge (at least, not a decent old man run).

When a stopped playing, everybody was yelling "and one!" when they were fouled as they shot. If they made it, nobody worried about the foul. Bucket and play on.

And I don't recall backcourt not being called too. I do remember one of those annoying 10 minute "Y" arguments because a guy threw the ball in the backcourt and when the defense called it, he claimed he had called "check ball" -- which is a dumb pick-up rule.


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