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re: What are some pick up basketball rules you think are dumb?

Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by CourseyCorridor
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:43 pm to
I used to play lunch ball 3-4 times a week. After an hour of full-court runs, there were ALWAYS people cherry picking because, well, dudes aren't in shape to run the court for the whole hour.

Guys that cheery picked in the first game generally got picked on the rest of the hour their excessive drinking the night before.

Posted by Billy in 4C
Not at home...
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:44 pm to
I played 21 with the teenagers from my nieghborhood recently, and they have added a new rule to drag that game out forever. Tip ins zero the shooters score.
Posted by CourseyCorridor
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since May 2012
1996 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:49 pm to
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This is the fricking worst. Why would you not play 1's and 2's?? Sorry you can't sink threes but no reason to be a pussy about it and disallow them.


I'm just the opposite. A 3 is worth 50 percent more than a 2, not double. To me people that want to play by 1s and 2s must struggle with basic math.

Posted by magiLSU
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
2392 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 10:53 pm to
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karma'ing

shite just got real
This post was edited on 5/6/13 at 10:54 pm
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36788 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:59 am to
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I like this rule. It isn't really enforced when I play though. Guys yell "and one" for almost every contested shot when I play pickup.

that's mainly because "and 1" is not a foul call. "and 1" is an im trying to be a bad arse call. it's an "i might look cool or fricking stupid but im not calling a foul" call.

the annoying thing about the rule is not calling a foul because you think you are gonna make it. the other annoying thing is when douches wait for the shot to miss to call a foul. that will get fights started.

ETA more thoughts after reading the thread: offense calls fouls. if my defender calls a foul on himself, i am usually upset because i didnt call the foul for a reason. i either thought the shot was going in or i knew my team was in good position for an easy put back.

games should definitely be all 1s. 3s are not worth 4 points in basketball so why should they be worth double in pick up? so that you fools who actually suck can get lucky and win? no.

no backcourt is a good rule. shite happens and the game doesnt need to be totally ruined just because the retarded kid i picked up got trapped again and is actively trying to lose this game.

i also hate "shoot for it" situations. it's a decent way to get everyone to shut the frick up, but it's annoying. i know you dont think you traveled, but you took 8 steps and have never even heard of a pivot foot, but hey still your ball.

lastly, first game to 15. what is this shite? first game on the court so i gotta wait 10 more minutes?why?
This post was edited on 5/7/13 at 2:10 am
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 6:03 am to
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Where is this the norm?


Everywhere i've ever played. NC, while deployed, Hawaii.

Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 6:06 am to
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that's mainly because "and 1" is not a foul call. "and 1" is an im trying to be a bad arse call. it's an "i might look cool or fricking stupid but im not calling a foul" call.

the annoying thing about the rule is not calling a foul because you think you are gonna make it. the other annoying thing is when douches wait for the shot to miss to call a foul. that will get fights started.

ETA more thoughts after reading the thread: offense calls fouls. if my defender calls a foul on himself, i am usually upset because i didnt call the foul for a reason. i either thought the shot was going in or i knew my team was in good position for an easy put back.

games should definitely be all 1s. 3s are not worth 4 points in basketball so why should they be worth double in pick up? so that you fools who actually suck can get lucky and win? no.

no backcourt is a good rule. shite happens and the game doesnt need to be totally ruined just because the retarded kid i picked up got trapped again and is actively trying to lose this game.

i also hate "shoot for it" situations. it's a decent way to get everyone to shut the frick up, but it's annoying. i know you dont think you traveled, but you took 8 steps and have never even heard of a pivot foot, but hey still your ball.

lastly, first game to 15. what is this shite? first game on the court so i gotta wait 10 more minutes?why?


I'd pick you to be on my team.

1. You sound like you can jump high.

2. I'm pretty sure because of 1, you'd be good.
Posted by LSU Fan 90812
A man more eviler than Skeletor.
Member since Feb 2005
50655 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 6:17 am to
I'm gonna frick jake up next time I see him.

Don't like snowbirding but people need to know the difference between snowbirding and run outs.

My pet peeves:

-wrestler/fb player that doesn't know how to play defensive without putting his hands and body all over you. I'll take it for a while, but if I have the ball and he s fouling the shite out of me, finally I'll just call and check the ball again just so his spastic arse will stop.

-people who don't roll on a pick and roll

-any type of carrying call. Over the back. illegal screen. basically anything non-shooting or non-injurious that no one gets a real advantage. This is pickup ball.

-prefer 2s and 3s. 2a and 1s encourages players to jack up shots.

- this is a new one for me in Los Angeles, as a defensive player you can't call your own fouls. this is dumb because sometimes Im going to want to foul you to stop you from doing what you're doing. Let me foul you, and stop the play. Don't make me foul you HARD.

This post was edited on 5/7/13 at 6:27 am
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 6:34 am to
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prefer 2s and 3s. 2a and 1s encourages players to jack up shots.


exactly.

The best thing ever happen to pick up ball is the running clock. After 20 mins whatever team is winning is the winner. I find that people play better and keeps the bullshite calls to the minimum.
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13871 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 7:57 am to
I like to play the D calls the foul.

If someone fouls you and doesn't call it then game on to foul them.

I find it more honest that way because we try to keep it clean and fair.

Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13871 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 7:58 am to
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Are you talking about after a steal or an airball, the team doesn't have to take it back court? I agree if that's the case. I hated that shite when I used to play a lot.


Any change of possession needs to be taken back court
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13871 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 7:59 am to
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Calling 3 seconds in the paint.


People do this?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
478596 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 8:01 am to
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I'm gonna frick jake up next time I see him.

don't worry due to car wrecks and other things, my knees are shot and i don't know if i can ball anymore

Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13871 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 8:01 am to
Do y'all shoot free throws?

We just take it to the top and check the ball.

Also if the offensive player DOES call the foul and they make it, it shouldn't count. If the D calls is and it goes in, then it counts
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 8:54 am to
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don't worry due to car wrecks and other things, my knees are shot and i don't know if i can ball anymore

which leads to mine -- people playing on an inappropriate court. Look, if you are 25 and still in great shape, don't take over another court full of old guys with beer guts and bad knees. We know you're better now, we just wanna play against guys of our own ability level (that goes for people trying to step up to a higher court as well -- no one likes you).

I've had five knee surgeries, three back surgeries, and two foot surgeries. I'm held together by duct tape and sticky tack. I just want to play against guys in a similar state of disrepair. I'm not going to the top courts anymore. Just let me bang on the inside and hit my spot jumpers against my fellow old guys.
Posted by TheLittleAristotle
On my couch absorbing MFP 3:16
Member since Feb 2006
3909 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 9:13 am to
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you always have that guy calling pussy shite the whole game


quote:

The dudes who when they get punkd automatically call a foul.


mario'ing

and games should be all 1's or 2/3's

pet peeve: when some jackass throws a pass directly at a defender's leg/foot and then calls "kick ball". no, you just suck at passing
Posted by floridatigah
FL
Member since Oct 2004
10398 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 9:22 am to
Every court I've played on considers it illegal to rebound your own airball for some reason.
Posted by TheLittleAristotle
On my couch absorbing MFP 3:16
Member since Feb 2006
3909 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 9:31 am to
it's cause most people don't know the rule. to be fair, that's kind of a freak play so it's understandable how people wouldn't know what to do.

I think that call and the shots that hit the side or top of the backboard have created the most confusion in the places I've played
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41346 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 10:20 am to
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just take it to the top and check the ball.
this. never shot a free throw in a pickup game. i've never heard of 3 secs called in a pickup either, but at times that can be good. I'm sure everyone has played against the huge giant fat guy that never misses under the basket, and he lives in the paint for the entire game.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41346 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 10:21 am to
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Every court I've played on considers it illegal to rebound your own airball for some reason.
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