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re: Tyson Fury Masturbating 7 Times a Day to Prepare for His Rematch With Wilder

Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17446 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

“I'm masturbating seven times a day to keep my testosterone pumping."


Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40361 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:17 pm to
Think about it, you’re dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points, high frequencies, bang, bang, bang. Eh-eh-eh-eh. fricking digits kick, kick, kick, all very acidic above the shoulders, mustard shite.

So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt.
This post was edited on 1/15/20 at 7:18 pm
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:17 pm to
Uhh, someone may want to tell him that doesn’t work...

quote:

Orgasm increased blood pressure, heart rate, plasma catecholamines and prolactin. These effects were observed both before and after sexual abstinence. In contrast, although plasma testosterone was unaltered by orgasm, higher testosterone concentrations were observed following the period of abstinence.

LINK

Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8447 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:46 pm to
Sounds terrible honestly
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:43 pm to
Yeah I’ve always heard it has the opposite effect
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11689 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 10:53 pm to
Good way to pull a calf muscle
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3226 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

:duckman gif:
I will always upvote anything related to Duckman. What a messed up, hilarious slice of the 90's that was.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

Tyson Fury, is gearing up for his rematch against Deontay Wilder any way he can...including masturbating seven times a day.

TIL that I've been training for a heavyweight boxing match since 4th grade.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:51 pm to
That drains you of testosterone
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18170 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:00 am to
Didn’t Mike Tyson say he abstain from masturbating while training for a fight? Fury must be trolling.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39420 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:12 am to
So this will be him entering the ring?

Posted by ScrapPack
Member since Nov 2011
3707 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 1:43 am to
quote:

The Gypsy King made the surprising emission


Am I the only one that caught this?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71100 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:35 am to
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“I'm masturbating seven times a day to keep my testosterone pumping."


I mean, is that a thing?


Asking for a friend


Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3653 posts
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:59 pm to
Bump
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41221 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:01 am to
Guess I should get my fap numbers up.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116990 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Guess I should get my fap numbers up.
I think I have what it takes to contend for the heavyweight title!
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1461 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 5:59 am to
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including masturbating seven times a day.


I should have been boxing for the past 24 years, and no one ever told me!
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