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re: Tiger Woods vows celibacy until Masters tournament is over

Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7786 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:40 pm to
So the girls at the Waffle House are safe for a while?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20312 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:46 pm to
I just realized that I've been practicing for the Masters for over a year now.
Posted by guttata
prairieville
Member since Feb 2006
22510 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:47 pm to
Is his vow till his Master’s is over, or the whole tourney? His will likely be over before the weekend.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11940 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:48 pm to
The only way sex takes away your focus is if you can’t focus on anything else.

Dude has a weak mind if he can’t add in some fricking while he’s getting ready to compete
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30190 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17298 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

The only way sex takes away your focus is if you can’t focus on anything else.


Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203145 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:23 pm to
Hey…. I hope he wins the thing. Just looking at reality.
Posted by Chuckiee
Member since Jan 2007
2500 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:29 pm to
Wasn’t he fricking non stop during his prime? He may have this backwards
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
5554 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:33 pm to
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“He does that now when he’s preparing: no sex until the tournament is over. He doesn’t want anything to take away his focus.”

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26841 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 2:06 am to
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There’s no one to speak of,” he said.


So he’s just avoiding the strange for a while.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
3883 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 2:10 am to
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He’s even eliminated sex.

All he has to do is get married. That will eliminate the possibility of sex.
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16518 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:55 am to
The good news for Tiger is that he can get a nut on Friday night after he misses the cut.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27616 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:16 am to
.....and IHOP
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15022 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:24 am to
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Doubt he makes the cut. He will struggle on day two with the hilly course. The walk will eat him up.



If he can hold up at all physically he may do better than a lot of folks think. Experience goes a long ways at Augusta National. An example is Phil Mickelson finishing 2nd last year at 50+ in age.

You're right about that place being hilly though, TV doesn't do it justice on just how much elevation changes there are
Posted by Plainview
Member since Apr 2024
67 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:27 am to
He won't be able to walk that course.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16433 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 9:06 am to
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“He does that now when he’s preparing: no sex until the tournament is over. He doesn’t want anything to take away his focus.”

I guess I've always done that backwards. Figured the best way to keep my focus and mind off of sex was to have regular sex. When I was single, the longer I went without, the more it was on my mind
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14264 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 9:09 am to
I appreciate the dedication, but zero mobility in the ankle will be much more telling in this one.
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