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re: The Onion: Top 10 QBs

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Posted by eyeran
New Orleans
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Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2265 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:09 pm to
Damn. Every single one of the posters on this thread is either oblivious to humor or a pretentious prick. I'm not sure which is worse.

Here's another Onion headline: You Are Damn Stupid If You Took Our Last Article As Serious. And If You Made Fun Of Stupid People, You Are An a-hole
8-13-13
Local man, TTsTowel, didn't get the joke in the original post. Fellow posters on his favorite site, tigerdroppings.com, said, "Well, it's TTT. The guy's a moron." User bbap even went so far as to suggest the idiocy displayed made it appear as if half of the commentors had used the internet for less than two weeks, despite glaring evidence that the most recent registration date was nine months in the past. Exactly who is the idiot now?
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36455 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:11 pm to
haha that guy just totally dominated you guys. you are just as bad as the people not knowing the onion
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:15 pm to
I can't stop reading that site
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:17 pm to
I'm trying to understand what your dickriding but I just don't care enough to.
Posted by eyeran
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
22096 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

I can't stop reading that site


Stephen A. Smh...

Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36119 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34905 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14733 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:49 pm to


Ponder and 2005 Carson Palmer?
This post was edited on 8/13/13 at 5:50 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66950 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Stephen A. Smh...


His jimmies got rustled.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39785 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 5:57 pm to
So much stupid in this thread
Posted by eyeran
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
22096 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

LINK


"Hannah's parents are of course planning to appeal the ruling saying that their daughter should at most be tried as a black celebrity. Or a stunningly beautiful Filipino lady."
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 8:24 pm to
quote:


Do you people not know what the Onion is?


I'm not sure what it is now, but I know that it USED TO BE funny.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Local man,


It's "Area Man", a-hole.
Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2265 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 8:42 pm to


Look at me, I point out semantics. This is why everyone this board hates your guts.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 8:47 pm to
I have nothing against Sophs internal organs fwiw
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Look at me, I point out semantics.


It's not semantics. It's a staple phrase that The Onion writers use.

They even have t-shirts that say it.

quote:

This is why everyone this board hates your guts.



If you took the square root of the number of fricks that I give about that, you'd get an imaginary number.
Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2265 posts
Posted on 8/13/13 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/14/13 at 1:03 pm to
Here is one Onion article that could be true

LOS ANGELES—ESPN programming executives announced Wednesday the debut of a new show called The Pulse that will air afternoons on ESPN and evenings on ESPN2 and which will consist of an attractive blonde host reading tweets and Facebook comments to the camera for a half hour. “This new show will tap into the real conversations taking place across social channels and then literally repeat those conversations back to people,” said Jamie Horowitz, vice president of original programming. “We are confident that a beautiful, flaxen-haired young woman flirtatiously reading short, easy-to-digest messages aloud is exactly the kind of innovative programming that the discerning modern sports fan demands.” After several rounds of test marketing, the collected data suggested that The Pulse has the potential to become the most popular program on the entire ESPN family of networks despite frequently veering completely off the topic of sports.

LINK /

Isn't that pretty much half the programing on ESPN now?
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 8/14/13 at 1:15 pm to
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but I know that it USED TO BE funny.


This should probably be reworded as you "USED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR"
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