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Pretty sure Mormons cant drink Monster
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:03 pm
Yet there is a huge Monster logo painted on field
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:07 pm to Cosmo
The temptation is always there.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:08 pm to dawgdayafternoon
For Mormons it's about defeating the temptation.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:17 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
They do pretty good, until they don’t and frick their secretary.
Never known a loyal Mormon.
Never known a loyal Mormon.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:27 pm to Cosmo
Mormonism is changing.
Energy drinks and caffeinated sodas are fine.
Coffee - still not allowed (for now)
Energy drinks and caffeinated sodas are fine.
Coffee - still not allowed (for now)
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:35 pm to nola tiger lsu
You can downvote - but I’m 100% correct about the current “acceptable” beverages for good Mormons these days.
Even though I’m ex-mo I still find myself pulling for the Y. And that bugs me.
Even though I’m ex-mo I still find myself pulling for the Y. And that bugs me.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:41 pm to Cosmo
Can’t drink alcohol and coffee but they’ll frick anything that walks regardless of marital status. Weird bunch.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:50 pm to EST
quote:Joseph Smith said hot drinks. Decaf coffee is just as wrong. Monster and soda are cold drinks, not wrong by that metric.
Energy drinks and caffeinated sodas are fine.
Coffee - still not allowed (for now)
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:27 pm to Lou
quote:
Joseph Smith
was a nutjob
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:29 pm to Lou
So cold brew is all good?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:30 pm to Cosmo
Buying the entire bar a round of diet mountain dew in celebration
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:30 pm to Cosmo
Nothing a 4th wife cant help compensate for
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:32 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Pretty sure Mormons cant drink Monster
Very inaccurate
Energy drinks are primary in Utah
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:34 pm to Cosmo
I’d got to a big 12 school if it meant we got unlimited monster
This post was edited on 10/17/26 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:42 pm to Chef Curry
quote:
Can’t drink alcohol and coffee but they’ll frick anything that walks regardless of marital status. Weird bunch.
What?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:42 pm to Cosmo
Reminds me of Baseketball- The jazz moved to salt lake city where they dont allow music
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:56 pm to Fat Bastard
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:59 pm to molsusports
Secret lives of Mormon wives and sister wives taught me their white bitches are just as crazy as the rest of the worlds
Posted on 10/17/26 at 11:04 pm to Fat Bastard
quote:No question. By Biblical definition, he is an antichrist. Still, I have far more tolerance for his followers than Muslims. I don't recall any Mormon suicide bombers in my lifetime.
was a nutjob
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