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re: My GF is currently at the club with the Cavs

Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:37 pm to
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At least "your son" will be good at basketball


Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:41 pm to
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If so, why would anyone actually have a bachelorette party in Cleveland?


The bride to be is from Cleveland and wanted to save money. Her father has been battling cancer and the bills have added uo
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:42 pm to
So, what's the damage? How much sleep did you get?
This post was edited on 5/29/16 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 12:45 pm to
there's no damage.

I told her she could sleep with any of them, and there'd be no repercussions so long as she got pregnant. She didn't think it was worth the risk. Sometimes you gotta take chances IMO but she's more risk averse
Posted by fhsdemonfan3131
Franklinton
Member since Feb 2010
2170 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 1:36 pm to
She lied
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2232 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 1:47 pm to
When you ask her what she did and she replies, "dindu nuffin", it's over
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84335 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:02 pm to
You basically told her to go get railed by random black dudes. You might as well given her a goose that lays golden eggs.

It's over, bro.
Posted by The Human Fetus
Member since Mar 2006
556 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

The most important thing I took out of this is that Delly has entered the inner sanctum of the team



And the inner rectum of this guys GF
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10171 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I told her she could sleep with any of them, and there'd be no repercussions so long as she got pregnant. She didn't think it was worth the risk. Sometimes you gotta take chances IMO but she's more risk averse


I'm pretty sure they weren't "sleeping"
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8334 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64387 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:50 pm to
Who's that?
Posted by Pankins
Flahrida
Member since Oct 2010
1329 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 3:01 pm to
Because it you have a tattoo on your puss you aren't going to the after party, you are the after party
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8334 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 3:44 pm to
Lebron's alleged baby momma. Former Cleveland news anchor
Posted by KillerNut9
Pearl Jam
Member since Dec 2007
34710 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 3:53 pm to
Your baby is going to come out the womb speaking fluent Russian.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9109 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:27 pm to
In 9 months you will either need a paternity test(Love, Dellavedova), or you won't(the rest of the team)................
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127385 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:32 pm to
LeBron took his talents to your gf's vagina.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8334 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:43 pm to
What if Joe Harris got her pregnant. You could spend the rest of your life thinking his athletic prowess came from your loins.

Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:10 pm to
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Mike Fratello just blew a load on her face and Lenny Wilkins just came in her arse


Stop talking about the czar of Bukakke.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 6:15 pm to
We need to teach these hoes how to read an nba roster. What if she ruined her relationship to frick Sasha Kaun. Now your relationship is gine, your vag is destroyed and your baby daddy will be out the league in 3 weeks
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