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re: José Altuve Tragically Stepped On During Rangers' Post-Game Celebration

Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
3979 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:10 pm to
After that 9th inning homer last night he just needs 3 more to have the record. Crazy for someone his size.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13891 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:18 pm to
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These Altuves memes are pretty solid

But Altuve aint the reason the astros lost this series


But he's the reason everyone outside of Houston and Louisiana wanted the Astros to lose.
Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:34 pm to
Rangers about to tie the Astros in accolades.
Posted by MAROON
Houston
Member since Jul 2012
2311 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:10 pm to
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But he's the reason stupid people outside of Houston and Louisiana wanted the Astros to lose.



FIFY

the guy is possibly the best guy in baseball. Everyone on the field loves the guy.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6803 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:40 pm to
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Rent Free


How much is rent in Cancun this time of year?
Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:42 pm to
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Rent
Free

Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17392 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:24 pm to
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But he's the reason everyone outside of Houston and Louisiana wanted the Astros to lose.


I still don’t understand this mindset and was trying to tell my Ranger friend about this last night lol. Altuve doesn’t pimp homers, start fights, or talks shite. He just plays baseball. Seems like most people hate him because he always beats them and never seems bothered by anything.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54157 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:58 pm to
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He just cheats


FIFY
Posted by financetiger38
Member since Nov 2022
3182 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:02 pm to
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As a lifelong Astros fan, it’s so awesome to know that we live in every baseball fans head, on free rent too. Best organization in the MLB right now. When you’re at the top, everyone hates you and wishes they could be you. I take all this trash talk as a compliment. Can’t wait to get that 3rd ring next season.


This is the gayest shite I’ve ever seen
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:04 pm to
Do you think MLB has to give special accommodation to Altuve on account of the ADA?
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20090 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 5:12 pm to
Rangers fans can't celebrate their first pennant since Obama's first term without making it all about Altuve. Truly the GOAT
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1750 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 7:36 pm to
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One was excellent and the other was not.


And one is playing in the World Series this week and one is going on vacation!!
Posted by MAROON
Houston
Member since Jul 2012
2311 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 9:03 pm to
Congrats to Semien. Now do it six more years in a row.
This post was edited on 10/24/23 at 9:22 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91300 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 9:10 pm to
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The Houston Astros mourned the tragic loss of their beloved star, with several players blaming themselves. "I spent so many hours carrying him around in my hat," said Kyle Tucker.


Laughed out loud at this line.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
7819 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 10:02 pm to
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Congrats to Semien. Now do it six more years in a row.

Nobody will for a very long time.
Posted by Chuckiee
Member since Jan 2007
2602 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 10:57 pm to
Astros fans are taking this loss extra hard. What a whine fest
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24946 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 11:38 pm to
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As a lifelong Astros fan, it’s so awesome to know that we live in every baseball fans head, on free rent too. Best organization in the MLB right now. When you’re at the top, everyone hates you and wishes they could be you. I take all this trash talk as a compliment. Can’t wait to get that 3rd ring next season.


I must’ve missed the part in the old book where Goliath needed therapy
Posted by WilsonPickett
St Amant, LA
Member since Oct 2009
1691 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 8:48 am to
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How much is rent in Cancun this time of year?


Should be cheap with the Rangers having to suddenly cancel their annual reservations!
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 10:48 am to
Another swing and a miss for the great value Onion
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13483 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 10:54 am to
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Rent
Free


This is such a cop out


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