re: If College Football was a classroom..

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Colorado - That guy with spiked hair a puka-bead necklace that gets expelled halfway through the semester because he rapes a chick. The community perceives it as a result of excessive marijuana use and several motivational speakers are invited to strengthen and renew school-wide ethics. Parents of the Accused say in a presser,"THIS IS CLASS 6A PUBLIC SCHOOL," as a defense of his action.

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......and that one is out of the park.

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Colorado - That guy with spiked hair a puka-bead necklace that gets expelled halfway through the semester because he rapes a chick. The community perceives it as a result of excessive marijuana use and several motivational speakers are invited to strengthen and renew school-wide ethics. Parents of the Accused say in a presser,"THIS IS CLASS 6A PUBLIC SCHOOL," as a defense of his action.

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winner

LSU - one of the "cool kids" who is terrified people will find out he spent all of middle school playing D&D and getting his arse kicked by the jocks

Ole Miss- The rich bitch everybody borrows money from but never plays them back.

Clemson- the kid who makes Varsity his first year only to break both legs in the first play of the first game.

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Clemson- the kid who makes Varsity his first year only to break both legs in the first play of the first game.

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Mississippi State - the hick who sits in the back of the class and doesn't really talk much

SMU - the guy near the top of his class who got caught cheating on a final exam and was expelled from the school

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Southern - hangs out in the quad

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Penn St - The kids' dad looks old enough to be their grandfather.