re: If College Football was a classroom..

BRCC-the kid with ADD

Oklahoma State- they're men!!!!! they're... making B's!!!!!!!

LSU -- the kid that runs around punching janitors knowing that they can't hit him back.

Ole Miss -- the kid that wears suits and ties to school everyday, even during gym class.

Alabama -- the horny underaged kid looking to score with an overaged teacher.

BYU -- the kid with nine girlfriends at one time (crank the polygamy jokes here )

USC -- the kid that sneaks outta class to beat off under the school's bleachers.

Tennessee -- the kid that was voted "Most likely to make a living wearing an orange jumpsuit in prison."

UL-Lafayette -- the kid that tries his hardest to fit in with the cool kids, even changes his name in an effort to be relevant, but only shits himself when everyones looking.

Nicholls State -- the kid with the name that no one can remember