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did the Onion cross a line?

Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:37 am
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:37 am
they wrote a headline and a story in satire claiming that Steve Bartman said that he must be killed for the Cubs championship drought to end...

i think an apology is in order... too many people read the Onion stories thinking they're real

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This post was edited on 10/21/15 at 8:39 am
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:39 am to
If you don't like it, don't read it.
quote:

too many people read the Onion stories thinking they're real
Don't concern yourself with idiots.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:40 am to
No, they're a satirical website and they're mocking Cubs fans' absurd notions of superstition and illogical blame on Bartman for their own team's collapse.

If anyone should apologize to Bartman, its Cubs fans.
Posted by quail man
New York, NY
Member since May 2010
40926 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:47 am to
They've done far worse
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47642 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:47 am to
quote:

No, they're a satirical website and they're mocking Cubs fans' absurd notions of superstition and illogical blame on Bartman for their own team's collapse.


i see what they're trying to do...

BUT

Steve Bartman is a real person trying to live a life after what happened 12 years ago. We all get the satire, but if the wrong person doesn't...
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 8:52 am to
This is nothing compared to the Abortionplex.

quote:

TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

quote:

"I was kind of on the fence in the beginning," she said. "But after a couple of margaritas and a ride down the lazy river they've got circling the place, I got caught up in the vibe. By the time it was over, I almost wished I could've aborted twins and gotten to stay a little longer."


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Posted by Yellerhammer5
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:05 am to
Lol at the pet adoption center.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:06 am to
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:08 am to
The Onion is the single best news site on the internet, fake or real.

As someone who is in the media I would kill to work there, however, I don't know how the people there come up with half the shite they do. I feel like you have to be a genius to work there.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:36 am to
Special Olympics T-ball pitcher throws no hitter
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:38 am to
Posted by brgfather129
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22021 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:44 am to
that is terrible...do people still read the onion? I figured the internet made them much less relevant...
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:47 am to
quote:

I figured the internet made them much less relevant...


Actually, in a strange twist, the internet made them much more relevant.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18756 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:47 am to
quote:

they wrote a headline and a story in satire claiming that Steve Bartman said that he must be killed for the Cubs championship drought to end...


Moises Alou agrees with this.

quote:

i think an apology is in order


Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:54 am to
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I am writing today to inform you all that, in order to end this 106-year-long title drought, you must find me, and you must kill me,” read the statement released by Bartman’s lawyer, which went on to say that as long as he lives and breathes, “so too does the Cubs’ curse go on.” “I must be killed by a dagger, clutched in the hand of a true Cubs fan, plunged directly into my heart, and only then can the Cubs win a World Series title. Be warned: Should I be killed by any other means, the curse will last for another 100 years. I will be here waiting for you.”


Dang.Somebody is gonna kill him.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22021 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:05 am to
not sure...it was much more funny in the 90's when it was still new to me...don't think I have ever been to their website.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24850 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:06 am to
quote:


that is terrible...do people still read the onion? I figured the internet made them much less relevant...




Wait, there was an "onion" before the internet?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79234 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Wait, there was an "onion" before the internet?



It was a real newspaper bro. The compilation books are hilarious.

The Onion is an American institution.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150763 posts
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:18 am to
quote:

If anyone should apologize to Bartman, its Moises Alou.
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