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re: Deadspin: Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Story a Hoax (now with drug dealers!)

Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
Presser at noon
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
Presser at 4.

ETA: Drat. Not quick enough to get my joke in.
This post was edited on 1/16/13 at 11:11 pm
Posted by DubyaMiles
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Posted by Ysebaert
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
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he might try to act like a badass and not break down.
He would be a moron to do this. I pray for his behalf he gets some advice prior to a press conference. My advice would be to not have a press conference.
Posted by Kankles
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
Lance Armstrong is the biggest Manti Te'o fan on earth
Posted by ragacamps
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:08 pm to
What if he was just trying to cover up banging a chick because he is Mormon and got the other dude involved. The whole thing got out of hand.

No way dude is gonna fry for this shite.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:08 pm to
He was thinking about something during the game and it didn't look like it was the game.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:08 pm to
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He would be a moron to do this. I pray for his behalf he gets some advice prior to a press conference. My advice would be to not have a press conference.

He is so fricked.

Literally no version of this story comes out positive for Te'o.
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:09 pm to
I don't think I have laughed as hard as I have been tonight in like 2 weeks. I have been cracking up all night non-stop like in sex-ed class when the teacher tells you that you can't laugh and then says something hysterical so you try not to laugh but then it just makes you laugh harder and harder until it becomes uncontrollable so you have to get up and leave the room and on the way out you are laughing so hard you can't even breathe
Posted by Ysebaert
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:09 pm to
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What if he was just trying to cover up banging a chick
There is no chick.
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:10 pm to
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What if he was just trying to cover up banging a chick because he is Mormon and got the other dude involved. The whole thing got out of hand. No way dude is gonna fry for this shite.


No
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:10 pm to
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What if he was just trying to cover up banging a dude because he is Mormon and got the other dude involved. The whole thing got out of hand.


FIFY
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:11 pm to
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Lance Armstrong is the biggest Manti Te'o fan on earth



It would be funny if Lance put this into motion to deflect attention away, like Clinton launching a strike on Bin Laden the day before the Monica Lewinski story broke.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:11 pm to
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He is so fricked.

Literally no version of this story comes out positive for Te'o.


Maybe she was real, died and came back to life, but he didn't give her time to explain herself over the phone...

Have we thought about that?
Posted by nvasil1
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:11 pm to
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Did he comment on the girl after December 26th?

I found this from one of the local radio guys in Chicago who reported on the BCSNCG.

quote:

Adam Hoge?@AdamHogeCBS
Te'o was asked about dealing w/ tragedy on Jan. 3 and just talked about how his teammates helped him. Didn't mention girlfriend or grandma.


quote:

Adam Hoge?@AdamHogeCBS
That said, I'm not sure he was specifically asked about her. And Media Day was a free for all, so not every Q&A was documented.


Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:13 pm to
if I was manti at this point I would pretend to be gay...its his best shot at any sympathy once the new asses start getting ripped open tomorrow...the real facts of his involvement will be thoroughly explored and he is going to have a long road of lying ahead or be forced to get mental help
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:16 pm to
You just have to laugh at how the sports media got completely suckered into this and didn't fact check anything
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:16 pm to
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if I was manti at this point I would pretend to be gay...


I told my friends the same thing. If he was indeed involved or knew, then just say you did it because you were high profile and gay, and you were scared.

You know its wrong but not many people know what its like being a tough guy linebacker who is gay.

Later on down the road, when this story disappears, he can credit his Mormon faith for straightening him back out.

I should be in PR.
Posted by tigerswin03
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:19 pm to
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Most committed troll EVER. 4 months of being on the phone every night
did these phone calls realy take place.....they need to check his phone records....
Posted by tylercsbn9
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 11:19 pm to
manti gay angle is by far the best way to get him out of this shite because people will sympathize with him.

although it creates a whole can of worms, so I doubt he goes with it.

it would be easy for a third party to tell him to do it, but being that person.....who,e different story.

being gay is becoming less and less of a big deal, but with something like football? He's not even a kicker so he'd be effed.
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