re: DAT 7/6: Astros (Gusto) @ Dodgers (Sheehan) - 3:10ct

Jerry and west coast are in the mud rn

I was at a game 87-88 in the Dome versus the Mets so of course we hated them, and with derrissive chants Daryl Daryl every time Strawberry came up to the plate people were just shouting Daryl Daryl


After two home runs in two or three at-bats we just stood up and politely clapped

respect baseball

Please please good Abreu please

Brooms!

And now, on with the countdown! This is Casey Kasem, bringing you a heartfelt long-distance dedication from the heart of Chavez Ravine. We’ve got a letter here from Miguel, a die-hard Dodgers fan, and he’s reaching out to none other than Jose Altuve, the Houston Astros’ pint-sized powerhouse. Here’s what Miguel had to say:

"Dear Casey, I’m a lifelong Dodgers fan, bleeding blue since I was a kid. But every time we face Jose Altuve, it’s like I'm bleeding to death! That guy’s a menace with a bat, and he’s been our Daddy for way too long. I’m begging you, Jose, please take it easy on us! Give us a break. I dedicate "Big Poppa" by The Notorious B.I.G. to our abusive little 'father'. Miguel, Los Angeles."

Well, Miguel, we feel your pain out there in North Mexico! So, to Jose Altuve, the man who keeps Dodger fans up at night, we give you the 1994 hit "Big Poppa" by The Notorious B.I.G.

Jose, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the bat rack.

Loss Angeles