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DAT 4/15 Astros (Brown) @ Cardinals (Fedde) 6:45

Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:58 am
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
3355 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:58 am
In honor of the recently departed Val Kilmer and in response to this being Tax Day, we are once again reminded of the old adage of nothing being certain except for death, taxes, and the Astros shitting the bed with RISP. With that in mind and without further ado, I present the DAT:

The DAT demands for the immediate firing of Alex Cintron. His response?


Jim Crane’s response after turning over personnel decisions to Bagwell following the firing of Click which lead to the wasted signings of Montero and Abreu (leave the Uncle Mike signing out of this):


Christian Walker trying to impress the DAT:


The DAT’s response to the product being put on the field:


Joe Espada? He has bigger worries than the hitting, pitching, fielding, and base running:

Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
9153 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:12 am to
Last night was the first game this season that I turned off halfway through. They're shitty

Framber being 7IP shutout or 4IP 5+ER is hilarious. Never anything in between
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
16451 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:17 am to
these are the post I come here for. Well done.

Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101989 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:02 am to
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Refreshing honesty out of Cora. Wish we'd see some bluntness out of Sweet Joe on his garbage offense.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
83782 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Joe Espada? He has bigger worries than the hitting, pitching, fielding, and base running:


Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107562 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:02 am to
Joe is a substitute teacher.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12886 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:40 am to
LMJ's reaction to him having to go into the rotation with this offense:

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61633 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Last night was the first game this season that I turned off halfway through.

Turned it off after the 7th. Was actually surprised this morning when I saw we had 3 runs.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103563 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:01 pm to
It's an earlier first pitch, which means I can watch, which guarantees a massive bed shitting.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32120 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:12 pm to
Between the Astros, Pels, and Saints, Can't decide which franchise is the most dead.
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
3355 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Cora


Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101989 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Between the Astros, Pels, and Saints, Can't decide which franchise is the most dead.


Pels bruh. If DAT gets you down, go read the misery on the Pels board.
Posted by Domeskeller
Astrodome
Member since Jun 2020
9707 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:37 pm to
Alex Cintron has Mickey Loomis-type job security.
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
24269 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
3355 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:01 pm to
Arenado’s Revenge

Astros Killer

Another hit and a stolen base.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12886 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:05 pm to
Below is a video of how I feel as an Astros fan…

Honestly, I offer with little commentary because I haven’t figured out if I am the little white dog, the German Sheppard, the guy with the water bottle, or the old lady with the empty dog leash.

One thing for sure, Bagwell is the dude in the grey that runs up with the stiff finger.

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Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
2577 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:07 pm to
Cardinal fan here living in Louisiana. I have MLBTV but every time we play the Astros it’s blacked out. How can I get around this? Appreciate any help.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
83782 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:13 pm to
Please trade Dubon.
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
3355 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

the dude in the grey


I was cackling watching this guy and the bride asked what I was watching. I showed her and she was confused wondering if the guy just saw an opportunity to be a deviant or if he thought that would be an effective deterrent. I don’t have a good answer. That shite was funny though.

Christian Walker:
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 7:32 pm
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
9153 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:30 pm to
April 15th and I think I’m officially out on Christian Walker
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