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DAT 4/15 Astros (Brown) @ Cardinals (Fedde) 6:45
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:58 am
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:58 am
In honor of the recently departed Val Kilmer and in response to this being Tax Day, we are once again reminded of the old adage of nothing being certain except for death, taxes, and the Astros shitting the bed with RISP. With that in mind and without further ado, I present the DAT:
The DAT demands for the immediate firing of Alex Cintron. His response?
Jim Crane’s response after turning over personnel decisions to Bagwell following the firing of Click which lead to the wasted signings of Montero and Abreu (leave the Uncle Mike signing out of this):
Christian Walker trying to impress the DAT:
The DAT’s response to the product being put on the field:
Joe Espada? He has bigger worries than the hitting, pitching, fielding, and base running:
The DAT demands for the immediate firing of Alex Cintron. His response?
Jim Crane’s response after turning over personnel decisions to Bagwell following the firing of Click which lead to the wasted signings of Montero and Abreu (leave the Uncle Mike signing out of this):
Christian Walker trying to impress the DAT:
The DAT’s response to the product being put on the field:
Joe Espada? He has bigger worries than the hitting, pitching, fielding, and base running:
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:12 am to Uncle Mike23
Last night was the first game this season that I turned off halfway through. They're shitty
Framber being 7IP shutout or 4IP 5+ER is hilarious. Never anything in between
Framber being 7IP shutout or 4IP 5+ER is hilarious. Never anything in between
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:17 am to Uncle Mike23
these are the post I come here for. Well done.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:02 am to LoneStarTiger
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Refreshing honesty out of Cora. Wish we'd see some bluntness out of Sweet Joe on his garbage offense.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:16 am to Uncle Mike23
quote:
Joe Espada? He has bigger worries than the hitting, pitching, fielding, and base running:

Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:02 am to Lsuhoohoo
Joe is a substitute teacher.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:40 am to Uncle Mike23
LMJ's reaction to him having to go into the rotation with this offense:


Posted on 4/15/25 at 11:30 am to DalenSA
quote:
Last night was the first game this season that I turned off halfway through.
Turned it off after the 7th. Was actually surprised this morning when I saw we had 3 runs.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:01 pm to Uncle Mike23
It's an earlier first pitch, which means I can watch, which guarantees a massive bed shitting.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:12 pm to Uncle Mike23
Between the Astros, Pels, and Saints, Can't decide which franchise is the most dead.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:31 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
quote:
Between the Astros, Pels, and Saints, Can't decide which franchise is the most dead.
Pels bruh. If DAT gets you down, go read the misery on the Pels board.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 12:37 pm to Lsuhoohoo
Alex Cintron has Mickey Loomis-type job security.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 5:42 pm to Domeskeller
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:01 pm to 5 Deep
Arenado’s Revenge
Astros Killer
Another hit and a stolen base.

Astros Killer
Another hit and a stolen base.

Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:05 pm to 5 Deep
Below is a video of how I feel as an Astros fan…
Honestly, I offer with little commentary because I haven’t figured out if I am the little white dog, the German Sheppard, the guy with the water bottle, or the old lady with the empty dog leash.
One thing for sure, Bagwell is the dude in the grey that runs up with the stiff finger.
Honestly, I offer with little commentary because I haven’t figured out if I am the little white dog, the German Sheppard, the guy with the water bottle, or the old lady with the empty dog leash.
One thing for sure, Bagwell is the dude in the grey that runs up with the stiff finger.
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:07 pm to Uncle Mike23
Cardinal fan here living in Louisiana. I have MLBTV but every time we play the Astros it’s blacked out. How can I get around this? Appreciate any help.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:13 pm to Floating Change Up
Please trade Dubon.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:16 pm to Floating Change Up
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the dude in the grey
I was cackling watching this guy and the bride asked what I was watching. I showed her and she was confused wondering if the guy just saw an opportunity to be a deviant or if he thought that would be an effective deterrent. I don’t have a good answer. That shite was funny though.
Christian Walker:

This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:30 pm to Uncle Mike23
April 15th and I think I’m officially out on Christian Walker
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