Clemsons and FSUs - Conference Expansion

In light of the recent developments with the potential college football bill being passed that it could potentially give P5 powerhouse teams that are not already in the two mega conferences of the B10 or SEC a real chance to dip.

I wood only consider adding Clemsons and FSUs because they are good cultural fits but we need to have Texas Slayin Men and Missery whacked first before we add any more teams to the SEC. I wood not cry myself to sleep at night if South Carolina got caught in the cross fire and got whacked as well just for being a worthless pile.

I know a Clemsons baw womb is balls deep within that program womb is absolutely dying to get a bid from the SEC. The last straw for him was not closing on Tits Daddario to be their conference ambassador lady.

The ACC big wigs had tried to compete against the “it just means moar” girl. They were in talks with hiring Tits Daddario to be their conference slam piece but they ultimately couldn’t cum to terms.

Truth be told I think it’s better if you have an unknown like the Auburn girl that we hired. She was so fine and man did she look the part. She would poison your cereal and take off with the kids and life insurance money in a heartbeat.

The Clemsons baw told me that being a member of the ACC served its purpose. They got to have sweater vest brunches with ivy league schools of the South and avoid the week to week injury carnage that the SEC wood have done to their rosters.

What do yall think? Wood you be down to give Clemsons and/or FSUs a suicide bid if they seem like real frat stars during rush?