GirthBrooks62

Now you are onto something our kicking and punting game both could use some improvement. Coach Chris can recruit & develop with the best of them just imagine if he had an LSU Q Zip on instead of Tulane.

I never will forget the fake punt that he put in for Bama week years back. It’s one thing to install it and practice it but entirely different thing to know when to call it.

Coach Chris Forestier wasting absolutely ZERO time making his presence felt Uptown.

Coach Chris Forestier wasting absolutely no time making his presence felt upon being elevated as special teams coordinator at Tulane.

After years of grinding his way through the coaching profession, the local BR product & LSU alum has finally gotten his biggest opportunity yet to run the show at Tulane as the Special Teams Coordinator, and he already is making his impact felt in the national spotlight.

William Hudlow is as New Orleans as it gets. He attended Holy Name for elementary school, Jesuit for high school, and is now punting for the Green Wave at Tulane.

Hudlow has been named to Ray’s 8 in back to back weeks and is averaging 47.04 yards per punt, which currently ranks 7th nationally.

Coach Chris has earned this opportunity the long way too. He started at the bottom as a graduate assistant at LSU. He continued to develop his special teams craft at Houston and Texas, and now Tulane has handed him the keys to the entire special teams.

Pretty damn cool seeing a young LSU alum grind his way to the top of the coaching ladder and already have this kind of success.

There’s only one career move left for Coach Christopher. Bring the Wolf of West Lakeshore back home to Baton Rouge as the Special Teams Coordinator of the Fightin’ Tigers of Louisiana State University.

Landon Carission is be the greatest red-zone QB specialist in the galaxy. I don't need a quarterback controversy. Lane just needs to get LSU inside the 10, dim the lights in Tiger Stadium, pipe in the strobe lights and Star Wars music and send in the Administrator of Jigga City.

Brodon Carision is such a frat star. I love the high energy post game Lando suit. He needs to walk down victory hill in his Brodon suit. The perm is here to stay. This guido can play.

I must admit the movie Congo hits different before we play a big game. I highly recommend watching Congo to get hyped. It has desperately needed to do sequel and the sequel is cuming out this weekend in Oxford when the 800 pound gorilla strolls into town.

Mathew Leavitt had back spasms earlier this week but has now been upgraded on the injury report to questionable. Lane sent him to get his back worked fixed at the ole Asian rub and tug on Coursey. Those little giggly Thai ladies are the cure. Highly recommend if your back gets stiff.

Mathew Leavitt is going to spread the good news this weekend. Trinidad is fixing to get another bad batch of tonsillitis after our defense gets done with him.

That wood had been Mathew’s evil brother Brandon. He is a Mathew Leavitt.

P4 whatever you know what I mean essentially Clemson FSU and Miami best available amount the P4 programs that haven’t joined a the mega conference yet.

In light of the recent developments with the potential college football bill being passed that it could potentially give P5 powerhouse teams that are not already in the two mega conferences of the B10 or SEC a real chance to dip.

I wood only consider adding Clemsons and FSUs because they are good cultural fits but we need to have Texas Slayin Men and Missery whacked first before we add any more teams to the SEC. I wood not cry myself to sleep at night if South Carolina got caught in the cross fire and got whacked as well just for being a worthless pile.

I know a Clemsons baw womb is balls deep within that program womb is absolutely dying to get a bid from the SEC. The last straw for him was not closing on Tits Daddario to be their conference ambassador lady.

The ACC big wigs had tried to compete against the “it just means moar” girl. They were in talks with hiring Tits Daddario to be their conference slam piece but they ultimately couldn’t cum to terms.

Truth be told I think it’s better if you have an unknown like the Auburn girl that we hired. She was so fine and man did she look the part. She would poison your cereal and take off with the kids and life insurance money in a heartbeat.

The Clemsons baw told me that being a member of the ACC served its purpose. They got to have sweater vest brunches with ivy league schools of the South and avoid the week to week injury carnage that the SEC wood have done to their rosters.

What do yall think? Wood you be down to give Clemsons and/or FSUs a suicide bid if they seem like real frat stars during rush?

Mathew Leavitt is going to send us places. He has been throwing dots in fall camp. He is a big dog. He needs Scarlett Johansson to be his energizer bunny other than that we are Gucci fam.

Our record is going to be so gorgeous. All the huge games will be in the Booty House. I have never been to this many games since I was in college.