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Caleb Williams allegedly demanding Prima Nocta of owner's wife of any team that drafts him

Posted on 10/18/23 at 11:42 am
Posted by Red Drum
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 11:42 am
Twitter... "per ESPN"

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Reports state that USC QB Caleb Williams wants privileges to have sex with the coach's wife that drafts him 3 times a week minimum.


Can that actually happen per league rules?
I don't think I'd draft him.

Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 11:44 am to
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Prima nocta, I believe, from the movie "Braveheart" and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...




I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.
Posted by lsuguy84
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Posted by YouKnowImRight
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 11:46 am to
OK, that's hilarious
Posted by Kansas City King
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 11:58 am to
Posted by Starchild
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:00 pm to
What if the wife is …. *gasp* …. hideous??
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:11 pm to
I hope the rams draft him then
Posted by HottyToddy7
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:16 pm to
I'm convinced he can't read a defense. USC goes so slow and looks to the sideline every play.

CW has all the physical tools but I need to see him in a different offense to crown him.
Posted by LanierSpots
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:23 pm to
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wants privileges to have sex with the coach's wife that drafts him 3 times a week



Solid numbers right there


Posted by drizztiger
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:25 pm to
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I'm convinced he can't read a defense. USC goes so slow and looks to the sideline every play.

CW has all the physical tools but I need to see him in a different offense to crown him.
What does this have to do with him fricking your wife?
Posted by thejuiceisloose
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 12:27 pm to
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Red Drum



Posted by Corinthians420
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:31 pm to
This will become the new norm IMO
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:39 pm to
That’s an improvement. I took the painted nails to mean he was more in to dude a-hole.
Posted by unlimited
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Member since May 2004
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Reports state that USC QB Caleb Williams wants privileges to have sex with the coach's wife that drafts him 3 times a week minimum.


quote:

This will become the new norm IMO


We can only hope
Posted by GoldenGuy
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:03 pm to
Why doesn’t Babylon Bee have a Sports Section?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:11 pm to
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hope the rams draft him then


Or the Chargers.
Posted by SDwhodat
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:16 pm to
Oh, he’s gay
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
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Posted on 10/18/23 at 3:25 pm to
OP said owners wife instead of coaches wife. Big diff
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