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re: A baby GOAT is on the way: Aaron Judge and his wife Samantha expecting their first child!

Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22941 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:24 pm to
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Surprised he was able to perform under all that pressure.


He probably used a "corked" bat.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37938 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:26 pm to
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Aaron Judge and his wife Samantha expecting their first child


Do we all get to point and laugh when the kid ends up strangely resembling Jazz Chisolm?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
196626 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:42 pm to
If her vagina holds on to that baby as well as his glove held onto the ball that kid's going to have brain damage the second its falls out and hits the floor
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8333 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:43 pm to


Hopefully there’s a gold glove doctor in the delivery room.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32549 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 3:52 pm to
OP is cringe as frick.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:02 pm to
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If her vagina holds on to that baby as well as his glove held onto the ball that kid's going to have brain damage the second its falls out and hits the floor



This post was edited on 12/28/24 at 4:07 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
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Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/28/24 at 4:07 pm
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7683 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:10 pm to
Surprised he scored with her. Lord knows he doesn't have a money shot in October
Posted by artisticsavant
Member since Mar 2017
5436 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:16 pm to
The good news for the family is the child will likely begin school around the time Judge retires and won't have to get ripped by classmates how his Dad ruined their October for too long.
Posted by TigerSooner
Member since Nov 2023
3634 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:16 pm to
Lol.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18566 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:21 pm to
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A baby GOAT is on the way: Aaron Judge and his wife Samantha expecting their first child!


His wife fricked Ohtani?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27242 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:28 pm to
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Aaron Judge

quote:

GOAT

He’s not even the goat of his franchise. Not even the goat of his franchise in 2000’s.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:32 pm to
Dude he grew up poor. His teeth got fixed. GTFO using a picture thats like 7 years old.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/28/24 at 4:34 pm to


He's literally better looking than his wife. You guys saying he's ugly have terrible taste in guys.
This post was edited on 12/28/24 at 4:35 pm
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