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re: Investing In Tesla
Posted on 4/4/19 at 6:13 am to castorinho
Posted on 4/4/19 at 6:13 am to castorinho
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You're saying he was pumping a 50B market cap company?
If yesterday wasn’t enough evidence for you that Elon is running a pump and dump, I can’t help you.
He releases his autonomous day early right at the market open (pretty early for CA and definitely way earlier than most Tesla comms) then let’s it rally into the $290s, then minutes after the after-houes session closes, drops completely shite-tastic delivery numbers. Where would be if he didn’t pump? Probably with Elon getting margin called.
Also, whomever at DB approved that ABL expansion is probably in his bosses office right now trying to save his arse.
We will see how Elon’s day in court goes, but I think that will ultimately be a draw between the parties. Which if the SEC had waited a bit, I think they’d have slam dunk.
This post was edited on 4/4/19 at 6:50 am
Posted on 4/4/19 at 8:34 am to LSURussian
down -10% after Q1 earnings
Posted on 4/4/19 at 8:53 am to DawgCountry
Just production and deliveries guidance. The earnings are going to be ugly. They’re going to have to explain some issues I think.
Posted on 4/21/19 at 10:45 pm to LSURussian
A parked Tesla car exploded in Shanghai today.
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Tesla said Monday it immediately sent a team to investigate an apparent explosion of one of its cars that occurred in Shanghai on Sunday evening local time.
There are no known casualties at this time, the electric car company said in a Chinese-language post on Weibo, China’s version of Twitter.
Tesla also said it is in active communication and cooperation with relevant departments about the situation.
It was not immediately clear which Tesla model was affected, but reports indicated the car was parked at the time of the fire.
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Posted on 4/22/19 at 7:19 am to LSURussian
Elon also pumping his FSD bullshite again today.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 1:07 am to southernelite
It bogles my mind how anyone could call what Tesla presented at their autonomy day presentation “bullshite”. Tesla is clearly years ahead of the competition in autonomous driving development and that will translate into a dramatic value appreciation over the next decade.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:16 am to LSU2a
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that will translate into a dramatic value appreciation over the next decade.
Tesla’s current capital structure will not last them the decade they need to deploy their robo-taxi fleet. They’re experiencing a significant demand problem and piling up inventory all over the place.
Elon said he would have a million robo-taxis on the road in 2020. That is a fricking lie, no matter how great the technology is. There were several other lies thrown in there or just completely reckless and incompetent statements, but that was the most bold-face lie.
He’s said several times that FSD is closer than it actually is. No one doubts that Tesla has some great technology, but as close as they are, they’re still greater than 2 years from solving the last 2-5% of edge cases, and then you’re going to have a very lengthy regulatory process before it’s approved.
All the while, Tesla is leveraged to the hilt in a highly capital intensive business that needs to sell cars for the next decade until he can solve every single variable needed for self-driving and get regulatory approval. All the while, his cars haven’t changed stylistically in almost a decade, there is significant documented problems with build quality, and he’s still building cars in a tent.
So yes, that autonomous investor day was in fact bullshite. I’d imagine one of two things happen. He announces a capital raise or he reorganizes into Chapter 11.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 7:20 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:22 am to southernelite
Take for instance this morning, I drove through a construction zone where the road was tore up, cones were placed haphazardly all over the road taking it from three lanes to two to one, and water was pooling all over the road. How is a computer operated vehicle supposed to navigate that when their tech missed an off-ramp in their showcase on a sunny day in California?
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 7:37 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:35 am to southernelite
your first post is mostly spot on, and the most relevant to this board. Their business model, as is, is not sustainable.
quote:but this is pretty silly.
Take for instance this morning, I drove through a construction zone where the road was tore up, cones were placed haphazardly all over the road taking it from three lanes to two to one, and water was pooling all over the road. How is a computer operated vehicle supposed to navigate that when their tech missed a off-ramp in their showcase on a sunny day in California?
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:38 am to castorinho
Why is it silly? I think it’s relevant to this discussion. It shows how ridiculous Elon’s delusions of grandeur are.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:45 am to southernelite
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I think it’s relevant to this discussion. It shows how ridiculous Elon’s delusions of grandeur are.
It is relevant to the discussion, but admit for a minute the it's HIGHLY likely this has been addressed by Tesla engineers. This same company sends rockets into space, they can address changing road conditions.
Just because you and I don't understand it or it has not been explained to us does not mean it's not possible or been addressed.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:53 am to Dock Holiday
Adam Jonas (Morgan Stanley) who was at the investor field day, wrote that the car missed an off-ramp on his demo. That’s on a California freeway in presumably some pretty favorable conditions. Have they thought about those situations? Sure they have. Are they close to solving them? No, they’re not.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 7:59 am to Dock Holiday
Also, Tesla is not the same company as SpaceX. SpaceX also has had some pretty high-profile problems here.
The problem is that there is zero percent room for error. Zero.
The problem is that there is zero percent room for error. Zero.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 8:00 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:30 am to Dock Holiday
Why is his examples silly? I'll give you three examples that I have encountered recently. DOTD was inspecting small bridge I wanted to cross. My lane was open but worker, not holding slow /stop sign, was holding his hand up stopping me but letting oncoming traffic use my lane. How would computer know what to do? Large oncoming tractor was taking up both lanes. I had to pull onto shoulder to let him pass. Third situation was police was escorting large industrial piece of equipment. Police directed me off the road into narrow driveway where I was told to pull up enough for two other vehicles to park behind me. How would car know what / how to follow directions from police officer?
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:00 am to southernelite
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Are they close to solving them? No, they’re not.
How do you know this definitively, and say it with that conviction? That stance without direct technical knowledge of the situation seems like a fear of the unknown issue.
Do they have issues to address? abso-freaking-lutely...
Can they be addressed? Sure
Are they being addressed? My assumption is yes.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:26 am to Dock Holiday
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That stance without direct technical knowledge of the situation seems like a fear of the unknown issue.
Just because I don’t have direct knowledge doesn’t mean that I can’t see Tesla’s autonomous capabilities for what they are. They are imperfect. It is my opinion is that it will still be imperfect 24 months from now. It is almost a certainty, there will not be a Tesla robo-taxi fleet, especially not a 1mm cars in 24 months.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 9:31 am
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:53 pm to southernelite
I was short $TSLA until a few minutes ago. Covered for a gain. I just can’t trust Elon to honestly report what is going on
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 4/24/19 at 4:21 pm to castorinho
They lost somewhere in the range of a half a billion dollars. This past quarter. Good lord, this thing will end up in bankruptcy in a few years. I have no doubt someone will turn it around eventually though.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:53 pm to southernelite
You clearly didn't watch the autonomy day presentation. They demonstrate that they are the only company that has a huge fleet of vehicles gathering real world data, such as construction zones or people waving their hand, and adding those patterns to the neural network that will be able to recognize these exceptional circumstances and act appropriately.
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