re: Chesapeake (CHK) Bandwagon

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20% Gold/silver/palladium/galvanized tin - hedge against FIAT Currency. Doesn't matter what it is, just no FIAT.
20% Anheuser Busch* - Anti Cyclical
20% Bomb Shelter/MRE's/Tin Foil - For when Obama
20% Small Arms Rifles and Ammo - for when that socialist nigerian America hating Mooslum tries to take my guns.
20% boats - Zombies can't swim.
20% black tar heroine - Inelastic Demand, FTW

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I thought the point of the joke was to be worse off with too much risk. You're telling me I could have precious metals, a bomb shelter, guns, a boat, beer, and heroin.

Also leverage mixed with ZIRP that rewards me. This is the end result I'm looking for from investing.

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I swear i thought you were a lawyer.

/hijack

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I was and I am. Took a job offer I couldn't turn down. I'm actually getting back into the practice of law next week probably.

I'm long on XCO... less risk than CHK.

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I love this open ended statement. Pure awesomeness.

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That post was written in a whirlwind of unfrickgiving. I also drafted a pretty awesome satirical email to my colleagues that day. If it makes it to the higher ups I'll either be fired or promoted to the corporate strategies team.

Ouch

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You should diversify:

20% Iraqi Dinar
20% CHK
20% Mutual Fund Penny Stocks
20% Red
20% Even

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Holy sheeeeeetttttt. Ticker is still turned on though.

Here's a pretty good article on zerohedge explaining why in the next 12 months nat gas companies are going to go though some pain. LINK

Nat gas companies ought to be hoping for a hot summer and a cold winter.

That article is terrible.

Hhub prices are already above $2.50/MMBtu so the crux of his article is busted.