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re: Hey Texas

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets on 5/22/26 at 11:28 pm to
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They did pitch him, though.

Yea but not a full start. Was like how Dave pitches literally anyone in the SECt, the difference was we face fricked them with the same strategy.

God I hope we lose tomorrow. The SECt is so dumb. But we face fricked Texas and I’m an hour away from calling a doctor for erections lasting longer than 6 hours.

re: Hey Texas

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets on 5/22/26 at 11:25 pm to
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because we simply cannot beat Van Horn.

If DVH coaches another 10 years and somehow doesn’t win a natty but is 40-0 against Texas I’ll call it a wash

Hey Texas

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets on 5/22/26 at 11:19 pm
frick you

And yea the SECt is fricking stupid, you were smart not to pitch Volantis, but we’ll hate you anyway and enjoy you fricking getting smoked by us in a sandlot when we can

As a reminder for Arkansas Texas hate when a Texas fan said they’d put Arkansas a distant 3rd as a rival when we’d put them #1
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Yep we will put you #1, and we don’t give a frick where you put us. We will welcome you this November like we always do, with hearts full of hate.

Every team likes to say “we are Arkansas’ Super Bowl”. It’s not really true except for Texas. We don’t care if you don’t care about us.

We don’t have any jilted lover/unloved family member dynamics with Texas like Aggie does. Our hatred is pure. It’s consistent.

Unadulterated hate and disdain. No mixed feelings. We don’t care what our or your record is. All we know is frick you. And I hope Arkansas gas stations don’t fill up your cars with Texas plates after the games like they did back in the 60s and 70s.

I don’t think any LSU fan would’ve believed that the peak of Kelly’s tenure at LSU would’ve been that 2pt conversion against Bama in 2022
I really wanted Skip to ask if Dak Prescott is the Dallas Cowboys of LeBron James’
Honestly I can’t think of an all time great who’s own fans haven’t truly accepted them into their all time greats
I agree. He’s one of the greatest hitters of our lifetimes. If he played for the Orioles our fans would have statues already built.

But he plays for the Yankees, he hasn’t won a title, and hasn’t played well in the playoffs.

His best postseason was last year… but only over 7 games which means Yankees fans don’t care.

I hope he’ll get his stripes. Just hasn’t yet. Unfortunately has dropped the ball when he’s had the chance
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All of your posts involve Aaron Judge and random words in all caps. You must be 8 years old.

I respect his troll and still think it’s another version of boom.

I just feel bad for Judge. One of the best hitters of our generation, apparently a great dude and teammate, and still hasn’t earned his stripes.
This isn’t a least favorite but to the poster’s point about removing things. This one I actually think is fine. But I know many that HATE it.

In Camden Yards, the left field used to be another 20-30 feet in. They actually moved the left field back and gave up ticket sales so pitchers would want to go to Baltimore more often in free agency.

The reason being was in 2019 the Orioles gave up the most HRs in MLB history by a decent margin, most of them to LF.

I like the move back. Although I know Ryan Mountcastle and recently Pete Alonso likely don’t given how many long flies to LF they’ve had.
I remember before I watched that press conference…

I looked at the MSB and the first thread title I saw was “Ever stuff jalapeños up your dick hole before your intro press conference?”

Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed after seeing the clips
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There’s a solid chance we’ll be open after this season and possibly Kansas (with Self’s health). And of course UF could lose Golden to the Warriors even before that. He’s likely going to have plenty of opportunities if he wanted to.

I think either this is true, or he is the same as Jay Wright and wants to step away for good. Ie either he’s back after 1 year off or he’s absolutely done.

These high pressure roles do eventually make people pure psychopaths like Pitino or they finally hit their physical, emotional, and psychological/spiritual limits.

I obviously don’t know Coach Donovan. But I think the odds go down drastically every year he’s out.
I honestly despise Jemele Hill and “none would exist” is extremely hyperbolic.

But there is the tiniest sliver of truth in her point.

Male reporters get close to sports folks in the know and having scoops by either being 1) the top shelf at their job (Woj, Schefty) that work nonstop and people can trust 2) by being dope arse bros to hang with 3) whatever the frick Brian Windhorst does

Strip clubs, partying of different kinds, yet keeping those secrets and being chill about it is how a minority (but not tiny) number of media folks get by. Kind of like how investment brokers used to be back in the day, and still do to a much lesser degree.

TBH It’s kind of exhausting when I’ve heard about it. It’s work. They do it consistently, and it’s how they maintain relationships. It’s their job and they didn’t get there with great test scores. Do what you have to do and are good at. No judgement.

I personally don’t think Diana outright fricks all of her sources, but I do think she plays into the woman flirty/intimacy angle at times to make men more comfortable to share things. I know myself and it would work on me. I personally don’t think that’s a “bad” thing either, but I understand why it’s a clear HR/ethics issue for her employers.

This whole “controversy” is just the veil coming off reality and people are clutching pearls, IMO.
Another fun fact

Before this stretch, Arkansas had never gone winless in conference before
This is like people arguing over who won the Stafford-Goff trade

All 3 of Cal, Arkansas, and Kentucky are in better places than they were in March 2024.

It’s rare, but it happens.
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Mike Anderson

Please don’t put Mike’s name with the others. He stabilized a dumpster fire after Pelphrey.

He should’ve had a second weekend trip. That UNC games was only the second ever game as a hog fan (other being ‘09 Florida football) where I can honestly say the refs changed the outcome of a game against us.
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They're one of the best teams in the country in limiting 3 point attempts and makes

I mean you understand what I’m referring to here right re: with no help defense on screens and how Thomas plays.

As Cornelius noted modern basketball is very predicated on the kick out 3. Maleek gets a lot of kick outs but he’s solid off the dribble with a decent look. Yes, Acuff is better in that scenario but we need both guards to be in a groove to make any run.

At the end of the day everyone here knows as long as we assume good guard play, we’re going as far as our bigs take us.
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Don't sleep on High Point!

This may be the first time in 10 years I’ve completely agreed with you on a take.

High Point is no slouch at all, Wisky fans didn’t want to see them either.

Reminds me of Oral Roberts back in 2021 where we went into that S16 matchup excited about the lower seed but anyone that watched them was terrified.
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With Hawaii playing no help defense where its just 1v1 all game, if Acuff can beat his man he may score 60.

I know everyone is hyped on Acuff right now, for good reason, but if Hawaii plays us 1v1 across the board, Thomas has a great chance to go off.

Not only do they play 1v1 but they go under screens. Best case scenario for us is if they do that consistently and Maleek shoots 8-10 3s in the first half (and makes most of them). Then we can suck the air out of the ball in the 2H and try not to get our legs too tired.

If we don’t make shots… then we have to grind out as much as we can before a potential MAJOR matchup with Wisconsin. It’s such a shame that potential matchup is in the R32.

It’s the tourney, anything can happen.
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We’re still the regular season standard.