BennyAndTheInkJets

This is definitely Ghana be a Tim Ronaldi segment

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- Tom Brady never played a game in his entire career where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs going into it.

- For his entire career, Tom Brady has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl (47.6%) than Steph Curry has of making a 3 pointer (42.2%).

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These two Brady stats are insane.

But an even more insane stat and one I can’t think can be beat:
- Tom Brady had a 58% winning percentage against the spread, including a 66% winning percentage against the spread as a dog

That still doesn’t make sense to me. One of the greatest gambling strategies of all time is simply betting on Brady against the spread.

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people believing a media personality killed 5 hookers

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I mean people believed because Craig James did kill 5 hookers

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Has it gotten that bad?

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The Mean Green can suck my dick

14 and you were one of them you Cajun frick

Let me provide a very thoughtful yet concise response to this thread.

We may suck.

But it would take Silverdick a lot to reach Chad levels of bad.

These are the god damn examples we have of umpires that are in shape.

Give me fat Joe West all day.

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I saw Muss sitting next to Cal at an event and laughed. Head back to Southern California little man, the big boys are here.

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I will never understand talking shite on Muss. Is he somebody whose personality will naturally wear out its welcome? Sure. But he built us back up and brought us great moments and was the best in-game coach of my lifetime.

Arkansas wouldn’t have this class without Muss. He left in a bad spot, but that was a moment versus the 2x E8, S16, and I’m just going to assume Mason Jones would get us a F4 along with the baseball team winning a Natty in 2020.

Talking shite on Bert? Eh I get it. Sam? Eh I get it. Chad? If you don’t I hate you. But Muss? I don’t get that.

The extra 0 is for how many trips Ole Miss has made to Atlanta

It was actually a solid piece, I was cringing when I read the thread title.

I say this as somebody that took out a bajillion in loans to get my graduate degree from an Ivy school:

- Adjunct professors at those universities are some of the best educators the world has seen due to their real world applicable skills.

- Tenured professors and administrators at those universities are the 7th levels of Dante’s inferno for the intersection of hubris and uselessness.

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They did pitch him, though.

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Yea but not a full start. Was like how Dave pitches literally anyone in the SECt, the difference was we face fricked them with the same strategy.

God I hope we lose tomorrow. The SECt is so dumb. But we face fricked Texas and I’m an hour away from calling a doctor for erections lasting longer than 6 hours.