BennyAndTheInkJets

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people believing a media personality killed 5 hookers

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I mean people believed because Craig James did kill 5 hookers

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Has it gotten that bad?

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The Mean Green can suck my dick

14 and you were one of them you Cajun frick

Let me provide a very thoughtful yet concise response to this thread.

We may suck.

But it would take Silverdick a lot to reach Chad levels of bad.

These are the god damn examples we have of umpires that are in shape.

Give me fat Joe West all day.

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I saw Muss sitting next to Cal at an event and laughed. Head back to Southern California little man, the big boys are here.

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I will never understand talking shite on Muss. Is he somebody whose personality will naturally wear out its welcome? Sure. But he built us back up and brought us great moments and was the best in-game coach of my lifetime.

Arkansas wouldn’t have this class without Muss. He left in a bad spot, but that was a moment versus the 2x E8, S16, and I’m just going to assume Mason Jones would get us a F4 along with the baseball team winning a Natty in 2020.

Talking shite on Bert? Eh I get it. Sam? Eh I get it. Chad? If you don’t I hate you. But Muss? I don’t get that.

The extra 0 is for how many trips Ole Miss has made to Atlanta

It was actually a solid piece, I was cringing when I read the thread title.

I say this as somebody that took out a bajillion in loans to get my graduate degree from an Ivy school:

- Adjunct professors at those universities are some of the best educators the world has seen due to their real world applicable skills.

- Tenured professors and administrators at those universities are the 7th levels of Dante’s inferno for the intersection of hubris and uselessness.

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They did pitch him, though.

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Yea but not a full start. Was like how Dave pitches literally anyone in the SECt, the difference was we face fricked them with the same strategy.

God I hope we lose tomorrow. The SECt is so dumb. But we face fricked Texas and I’m an hour away from calling a doctor for erections lasting longer than 6 hours.

frick you

And yea the SECt is fricking stupid, you were smart not to pitch Volantis, but we’ll hate you anyway and enjoy you fricking getting smoked by us in a sandlot when we can

As a reminder for Arkansas Texas hate when a Texas fan said they’d put Arkansas a distant 3rd as a rival when we’d put them #1

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Yep we will put you #1, and we don’t give a frick where you put us. We will welcome you this November like we always do, with hearts full of hate.

Every team likes to say “we are Arkansas’ Super Bowl”. It’s not really true except for Texas. We don’t care if you don’t care about us.

We don’t have any jilted lover/unloved family member dynamics with Texas like Aggie does. Our hatred is pure. It’s consistent.

Unadulterated hate and disdain. No mixed feelings. We don’t care what our or your record is. All we know is frick you. And I hope Arkansas gas stations don’t fill up your cars with Texas plates after the games like they did back in the 60s and 70s.

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I really wanted Skip to ask if Dak Prescott is the Dallas Cowboys of LeBron James’