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What do you do if your wife graduated from Alabama?

Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:19 am
Posted by Gashouse Gorillaz
Member since Dec 2011
3 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:19 am
1. Scare the crap out of her by waking her up with a tiger mask on.

2. Have the kids sing the below honey badger song all day long.

Honey Badger Song

Email me if you want the Honey Badger ring tone and I'll send it to you.

gashousegorillaz@cox.net
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13135 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:19 am to
The answer can be found on the OT.
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
27463 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:19 am to
go back in time and beat the crap out of yourself for even thinking about marrying a Gump.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39420 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:20 am to
Bang the hell out of her until she starts screaming like a tiger.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31662 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:20 am to
quote:

What do you do if your wife graduated from Alabama?


Make bet for sexual favors with the wife.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124170 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:20 am to
skull frick her
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10691 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:20 am to
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36510 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:21 am to
You should know the drill, Pics man Pics or GTFO!!
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:21 am to
the only correct answer is PIIHB......then donkey punch her.
Posted by sstig
Houston
Member since Oct 2003
2766 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:22 am to
Bet backdoor activity when the Tigers win, oral if they don't.
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:24 am to
pretend like you are her brother. that should bring back fond memories for her.

Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66881 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:25 am to
Put her fat arse on a diet and make her go to the dentist and get some teeth.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52601 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:31 am to
quote:

2. Have the kids sing the below honey badger song all day long.

Honey Badger Song

Email me if you want the Honey Badger ring tone and I'll send it to you.

gashousegorillaz@cox.net


Posted by F1V3LSU
Alex Padilla 2016
Member since Dec 2011
3053 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:41 am to
That song is terrible. I'll accept the ring tone if you pay me.
Posted by kappadelttau
Member since Sep 2011
339 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:42 am to
You married your sister?
Posted by RollTigersRoll
Member since Sep 2011
805 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:45 am to
divorce
Posted by lsulacour
natchitoches
Member since Aug 2007
19 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:47 am to
buy her a set of teeth
Posted by StayGoldPB
Member since Aug 2011
182 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:49 am to
watch the game in two separate places separated by a soundproof wall
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Denham Springs
Member since Oct 2003
5363 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:52 am to
impregnate her as soon as possible and then rip the child from her as soon as it comes out and run around the room holding the child up yelling "You will not have your way Crimson Winch. Purple and Gold run thru these veins! Purple and Gold run thru these veins!"
Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:53 am to
Give her the Gorilla!

GORILLA
Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.

"I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single."

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