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THE TROUGH: LSU vs. Appalachian State

Posted on 8/28/08 at 2:47 am
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 2:47 am
We're still getting our football feet steady and our gameday livers ready, so be gentle.

www.lsuchicageaux.com/trough
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 3:20 am to
quote:

Did you know that when Appalachian State stole the refrain from Buster Poindexter's seductive and melodious cruise ship anthem "Hot, Hot, Hot" for use in their own sexy promotional video, they weren't really taking anything from Buster Poindexter because that's not his real name? His real name is David Johansen and he was with the band the New York Dolls, and he was also the Ghost of Christmas Past cab driver in the beautifully written movie, Scrooged, which also starred Bill Murray, who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon, who also beat Michigan.




This post was edited on 8/28/08 at 7:38 am
Posted by caribG8R
TX or WY, ain't sure yet...
Member since Oct 2004
6086 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 3:25 am to
Ahh, it is football season once again.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13136 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 4:41 am to
Sheer genius.

The "caganers" were the (very foul) icing on the
cake.

For those who give a shite, caganer means "one who shits" in Catalan.

Posted by Soft_Parade
Member since Sep 2005
2502 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 5:39 am to
What was the Auburn yellow sheet reference about?

I am sure you have heard this before, but your writing style reminds me of John Kennedy Toole, great job.


This post was edited on 8/28/08 at 5:40 am
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29148 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 5:45 am to
Posted by Carolinacajun
Davidson County Jail
Member since Oct 2003
12034 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 5:52 am to
quote:

Sheer genius.




Nice colloring, chiceaux...stayed all inside the lines...mostly...wellllll.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12935 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 5:57 am to
Confederacy of Dunces!!
Posted by Soft_Parade
Member since Sep 2005
2502 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 6:11 am to
Do you agree?
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76436 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 6:39 am to
awesome.
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
3823 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 7:37 am to


Being fairly new to the rant, I just read last years synopses about a week ago and I never laughed so hard at work. Genius.

This one was hilarious as well. It'll be one of my favorite things to look forward to each week, aside from the game itself.
Posted by igoringa
South Mississippi
Member since Jun 2007
11875 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:06 am to
Any reference to Tecmo Bowl is good enough for me... solid!
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72591 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:11 am to
Is that written on a BIG CHIEF writing tablet???
Posted by Eternally Undefeated
Member since Aug 2008
899 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:25 am to
Very clever and witty.
Posted by KGSoloMan5000
Member since Mar 2007
1685 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:33 am to
Don't get me wrong, I thought it was ok. But would it have killed you to throw in a joke or two about farts or maybe something about how bad white people dance? Now, THAT shite is hilarious.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49530 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:39 am to
How'd Twain make it on The Trough?







Posted by SonOfMike
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2007
5886 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:39 am to
Nice. Always look foreward to these
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:50 am to
quote:

What was the Auburn yellow sheet reference about?
The pass-interference-flag-that-wasn't in Jordan-Hare, 2006.

quote:

Is that written on a BIG CHIEF writing tablet???
Nope, just checked. Standard Office Depot tablet with cardboard back. A fine product. The paper is quite absorbent for all sorts of juices.

quote:

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was ok. But would it have killed you to throw in a joke or two about farts or maybe something about how bad white people dance?
The Trough, when read as a single image, has interstitial rapidly generating images which actually form a unified subliminal positioning, paid for by
Mr. Klee Irwin

It's not a fart, but it's damn close. And Mr. Irwin's product CAN help Caucasians find their moves; unfortunately, the rhythm they find is to their own peristalsis.
Posted by shrevetigertom
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2005
4012 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I am sure you have heard this before, but your writing style reminds me of John Kennedy Toole, great job.

I don't see it, but I appreciate anyone who knows Toole, a true genius whose best work could have followed Confederacy.
Posted by KGSoloMan5000
Member since Mar 2007
1685 posts
Posted on 8/28/08 at 9:00 am to
quote:

their own peristalsis


When I first read this, I thought you said PENIStalsis. You know, like a wang?

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