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re: Son of Hueng? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Hueng[/quote] He was a spirit warrior who used the threads of boundless optimism and sputtering shogun rage to weave a mystic allure-lined cloak of joy. Here's hoping his spirit soars above a field of poppies or whatever flower they use over there to remember stuff they liked....
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re: The Mystery Writer Has Returned - LSUChicageaux
[quote]this isn't chicageaux's work is it?[/quote] Nope- no made-up words for bodily functions or organs, and no reference to preserved meat products...so definitely not me....
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re: Realistically, look to the 2018-2019 season as a true measure of Canada and the Offense - LSUChicageaux
[quote]im always perfectly honest. it gets me in trouble a lot.[/quote] Somehow I think we could all get in more trouble by being imperfectly honest, and I'm not even sure what that means. Either way, I'm going to only pronounce "jet sweep" as "Jets weep" to keep things interesting....
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re: Saban gets extension through 2025... - LSUChicageaux
[quote]front end loaded[/quote] To give Bama fans a visual cue as to which way to orient their undulating feeding and reproductive organs. For worship, of course....
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re: How bad is Kentucky going to beat us? Predictions - LSUChicageaux
Maybe we'll upset them. I'm using "upset" in the same context someone might describe their stomach, full of roiling acid and pockets of gas sloshing over mostly-chewed chunks of disagreeable food, and this volatile environment deciding if it's going to go north or south....
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re: New #LSU OC Matt Canada: "Plays are overrated. Players win games. Not plays." - LSUChicageaux
Players don't lose games; plays lose players. Players are made by adding "er" to plays; "er" is universally known as an expression of pause or confusion. This is what's happening to our players playing with plays and being outplayed, especially on plays where player's players aren't playing, and thi...
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re: "Starkville is Indian for trailer park." - LSUChicageaux
A rare new disease called CHLAMYDIARRHEA has emerged. Only 300 cases nationally, but all in Starkville. Town churchcowbell rings 300 times each day to honor these rare souls and their oozing, fouled, grisly underparts....
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re: Just listened to the Dan Mullen radio show here in Biloxi - LSUChicageaux
He should take his whorehole back to Starkvul and should have declined the radio invite so he did not sound like such a fascist myopic goat-licking nubnibbler THIS WHOLE FIASCO HAS ME SO TORN UP INSIDE WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF A CLEANSE BECAUSE THIS SEASON IS THAT Have said it before and will ...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Damn, we missed ya, bubba...you. were. gone. I. think.[/quote] I'm still here. On rare occasion. Waiting. For the signal....
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]LSUChicageaux, with your permission....?[/quote] Hey do what you want with what you got when you got it and do it to who should get it when they don't have it. That is, of course, unless you're planning to throw a rotting dead animal into one of those under-the-interstate tent camps. Ill-...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]we are all dumber for having read this thread[/quote] ...and thus primed for the game this weekend, where Starkville teatnibblers come to shake a carefully-painted Newk's cup filled with truck nuts in a display of both pleasure and disdain. Doesn't matter. Just shake it like some lab animal...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Are you talking about his "eye black?"[/quote] Nope. He's talking about blackmail. "Ounces" is Spanish for "gigabytes" and dirt is well you can guess you can also see for yourself if you drive out to bar and ask for Mr. Uncle and the backbay bangle....
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
Keep plodging those griblets, Troby Wash. Make sure you passpush that nimbo chuckchum around the Parcheesi board so everyone can feel what's flidging your kiblums....
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re: Give me some "Les Miles Radio Show" question ideas for later - LSUChicageaux
When he goes into the restroom and expunges the Cane's sauce he drank pre-game, would he describe the feeling as more regret, or relief?...
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re: Les Miles Caddyshack pic - LSUChicageaux
[quote]matt, we are looking to hire a graphics person...please shoot me an email when you get a chance.[/quote] He will change it to TigerDrippings, and the world will laugh the kind of healing laugh that only comes from digging up a tribal burial site....
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re: our o-lne isn't as bad as some make it out - LSUChicageaux
[quote]miles, for whatever reason, wants to let the other team know what we're doing and dare them to stop us. he must have a jones for the thrill this gives him, seeing his boys being so tough to pull out games by just overpowering the opponent against big odds. maybe it's a fetish, that he can't h...
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re: LSU Tickets for Sale - LSUChicageaux
CAN YOUR RV HOLD A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE A LOT IF THEY WERE KINDA ON TOP OR IN ONE ANOTHER LET ME KNOW OK I WILL CALL YOU I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW NEW FRIEND...
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re: Only way to salvage the season (funny) - LSUChicageaux
[quote]yeah except the cardboard cutout is of miles[/quote] And he's in drag and the nipples are the faces of Brad Wing and Ego Ferguson Gotta give the people choices. Not options. Choices....
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re: Get on record for offensive blame - LSUChicageaux
Bad sushi from Club Kinjite Virginia Slims instead of Misty post-practice Misty instead of Virginia Slims post-coitus Netflix Thermodynamics Onions Oligodactyly ...
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re: Statement win - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Saban doesn't care about feelings[/quote] That's because he's a diminutive cyborg crafted by a bitter, gray, and tyrannical future. But following your thinking: what pedal can Miles push? And if he does, what happens?...
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