re: The “Pearanda rights”

Thank and dismiss

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I don’t care if you think I’m gay because I am in the vast majority of heterosexual mean and women in the world who like soccer.

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I don't actually think you're gay and I think soccer is cool; I just don't follow it.

I'm messing with you, and flipped the gay script on you since you brought it up... you did, you know. I assume anyone whose been here long enough recognizes that most people who joke that the Soccer Board is gay are in fact joking... Anyway... now that we've cleared that up, and you've gone out of your way to assure me that you and many other soccer fans are hetero (duly noted, thanks I guess), we can conclude this matter and move on. I mean, it's a little curious that after assuring me you're straight, you conclude your post with literal gay thoughts you just imagined that have nothing to do with me, but let's just look past that.

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but myself and the vast majority of people in this thread think it’s embarrassing and pathetic.

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I don't think I've ever felt embarrassed for a poster clowning around and making jokes. Seems odd (not gay, just odd, don't worry)... Why would S-- and fr33... who was never even in this thread and doesn't post poems all that often-- have affected and troubled your soul as much as they did? Doesn't seem healthy. I hope you're okay after this.

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I don't think I've ever felt embarrassed for a poster clowning around and making jokes. Seems odd (not gay, just odd, don't worry)... Why would S-- and fr33... who was never even in this thread and doesn't post poems all that often-- have affected and troubled your soul as much as they did? Doesn't seem healthy. I hope you're okay after this.

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You’re the only one who thinks they troubled my soul. I just said gay like at least 10 other people. Go annoy one of them.

Your boy who you are defending is the one who said I wouldn’t say it to his face. It’s ironic that you don’t share your message with him.

I am doing even better than I was before.

I hope you’re able to move on, but something tells me you’ll have some other dumb thing to say that will make me laugh. I’ll be here for it.

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I am doing even better than I was before.

I hope you’re able to move on, but something tells me you’ll have some other dumb thing to say that will make me laugh. I’ll be here for it.

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That's great news.

You still don't seem to understand what low hanging fruit was referencing, but that's okay... water under the bridge. I'm beginning to like you, my stubborn little friend. And I really enjoyed your last post where you got in on the corny pear puns. Good job. That's the spirit! I can tell you're having a good time now.

This will be my last post in this thread, though, so feel free to get the last word.

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wtf is going on here?

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The same thing that goes on in all S threads

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Tbf fr33 poems make me want to yeet myself off the capitol building.

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I highly doubt you have the gumption to say that to my face.

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Not sure if DonJuan has the gumption but I would you behind Sonic and give you a good head scrubbin. Your pain would be unpearable.