Pelicans vs. Pacers Game Thread: f it caps on

YOU ALREADY frickIN KNOW

SONS,

THE PELS ARE frickING BACK TONIGHT AND START THE PLAYOFF RUN AGAINST THE frickING PACERS

“PACE? YOU MEAN LIKE HOW I PACE MYSELF ON PASTA NIGHT AND DON’T EAT TOO MUCH BREAD”

GODDAMMIT ZION SHUT THE frick UP I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED

WE ARE ALL THE frick THE WAY BACK SONS. FEARS IS REAL, ZION IS NOT FAT FOR THE 2ND YEAR IN A ROW, TREY MURPHY GOT FAT, JORDAN POOLE YEAR TWO IN A shite FRANCHISE IS ELITE AF (HISTORY BACKS ME UP ON THIS), MATHURIN IS IN A CONTRACT YEAR, YVES HAS ALMOST PLAYED 6 YEARS OF ORGANIZED BASKETBALL, MURRAY IS ALL THE WAY BACK FROM HIS ACHILLES INJURY, shite I EVEN FORGOT ABOUT EUROPEAN LARRY BIRD KARLO DUNKING AND BOPPIN 3s ON BITCHES.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME frickING STARTED ON HERB MOTHAfrickIN JONES, THE REALEST ONE WE GOT. MR. ALL NBA DEFENSE frick EM. YOU KNOW THIS DUDE GOT HIS frickING 3s RIGHT.

WE GOT frickING CERTIFIED DOG SADDIQ BEY BEY READY TO BUST arse AS THE MOST UNDERRATED PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE
DEANDRE JORDAN DEFINITELY GETTING MINUTES TONIGHT WHEN WE BLOW THESE frickING figs OUT BY 20

OH, WHATIKNOWSOFAR, THE TEAM MAKES NO SENSE, THERE’S TOO MANY GUARDS, NOT ENOUGH 3PT SHOOTING, WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH DEFENDERS.

OH, WHATIKNOWSOFAR, IT’S THE PACERS, HALIBURTON IS PISSED HE’S PLAYING AN AWAY GAME AFTER BEING OUT ALL YEAR, HE WANTS STAR TREATMENT, HE’LL BE MAD.

SHUT THE frick UP BITCH. SHUT. THE. frick. UP. SHUTTHEfrickUP. TYRESE frickS WHITE BITCHES WITH NO arse. HE AIN’T ABOUT THAT LIFE, HE DOESN’T WANT THESE frickING WINGS

“YEAH, I LOVE frickING BITCHES WITH BIG FAT ASSES”

ZION GO SIT THE frick DOWN NOW IS NOT THE TIME

“YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WINGS”

ZION I SWEAR TO GOD.

LETS KEEP THIS shite A BUCK. IT’S BEEN A frickING LONG TIME SINCE WE’VE BEEN ANYTHING RESEMBLING A GOOD TEAM. BUT WHEN THAT BALL TIPS OFF TONIGHT, WE’RE 0-0. ANYTHING WE WANT TO HAPPEN CAN HAPPEN AFTER THAT, ITS UP TO THE frickING PELS AND THE SONS TO PROVE IT.

WE FLAP THEY LOSE
WING TO arse
PELS WIN
PACERS GET frickED

P.S. I HOPE YALL ARE OK WITH WINNING SOME MOTHERfrickING GAMES THIS YEAR.