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Pantless passenger, 46, allegedly pleasured self en route to Miami

Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:32 pm
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:32 pm


quote:

A Maryland bartender who allegedly took off her pants and began masturbating on an American Airlines flight en route to Miami told police that she had consumed several drinks before boarding the aircraft and could not recall what occurred during the trip “because she fell asleep,” according to an incident report.


https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/mile-high-rub-probe-185906
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23016 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:33 pm to
I think that arm is thicc and she's hiding a big bird body down below.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1557 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:33 pm to
Not guilty
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24543 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:34 pm to

Who among us has not dropped trow on a commercial flight?
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17372 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:36 pm to
Video or it didn't happen.
Posted by carguymatt
Member since Aug 1998
Member since Jun 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:39 pm to
she might be a nympho acting like that
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
37106 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

I think that arm is thicc and she's hiding a big bird body down below.



Definitely requires wide calf boots



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This post was edited on 9/29/26 at 12:42 pm
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18443 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:39 pm to
Where were these pantless bartenders when I was on an American Airlines flight?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57973 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:39 pm to
need to see a pic without the sunglasses on
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3455 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:46 pm to
She’s thick and of course has an only fans


Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
387 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:46 pm to
Big Os do tend to make you drowsy.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23016 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

She’s thick and of course has an only fans





All a stunt to direct traffic to OF.
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
5049 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 12:48 pm to
“Not guilty”


Have at it. She’s all yours.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3872 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:05 pm to
WTF is wrong with that male passenger? This is something you enjoy, not report.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5241 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:05 pm to
What is wrong with these freaking people. Good lord.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6066 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:08 pm to
So no one offered her assistance??
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10337 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:08 pm to
It’s never the one’s you want to see doing this stuff.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21503 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15846 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:11 pm to
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Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2731 posts
Posted on 9/29/26 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

could not recall what occurred during the trip “because she fell asleep,” according to an incident report.


the old reliable Ambien defense.
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