Ole Miss vs LSU cancelled

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AP: Oxford, Miss- Ole Miss chancellor, Dan Jones has cancelled this year's version of the Magnolia bowl. The Magnolia bowl is the annual college football rivalry matchup between the Ole Miss Rebel Black Bears and the Louisiana State Fightin' Tigers. When queried as to why he has cancelled the game the chancellor released a statement saying "I am a Liberal-Commu-Nazi who hates all traditions associated with the University of Mississippi, and with the American South or the former confederacy. It is also of note that I hate kittens, puppies, babies, and anything else either cute or innocent."

When asked as to whether the fact that the failures of the Ole Miss Rebel Black Bear football team had anything to with the decision, Dan Jones simply replied with, "no comment."

All future Ole Miss football games are tentative.

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